Jordan Snow
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Jordan Snow
@UGAScotchman
Air Force brat as a kid, but have been living in Georgia since 1993; will overthink anything; tweeter of pithy things








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You people came after the wrong guy. Giant mistake. Giant, giant mistake. I just wanted to tell my jokes and have a good time with my internet friends, and you tried to destroy my life. You have no idea what’s coming. You will be pitied by entire nations when I’m done with you.


How embarrassing. The gold medal–winning USA Hockey Team visits the White House, and Trump serves them McDonald’s. MAHA.










Ultraprocessed foods comprise half of the average American's diet, and according to Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., are leading to Americans being obese and malnourished at the same time. cbsn.ws/4re5E1S







