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Timothy Kalyegira
Timothy Kalyegira@TimKalyegiraยท
If I borrowed 700 million shs for my campaigns, or built a hotel or mini-arcade in my hometown because I expected the sacks of money or foreign trips of Among's parliament, how am I going to manage on my MP salary alone under an Oboth parliament? Loan sharks are on my bumper!
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Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini
Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini@DrKarimWafaยท
One of the saddest scenes in the modern world is an immigrant apologizing for their accent to someone who speaks only one language.
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Paul Oโ€™Brien
Paul Oโ€™Brien@Paul_L_OBrienยท
I washed my momโ€™s hair today and asked how it looked. She said โ€œPaul does a better job โ€œ I said โ€œMom, I am Paulโ€ฆโ€ She said โ€œNo youโ€™re not. Heโ€™s better looking.โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Alzheimerโ€™s is brutal, but can be so hilarious.
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Beewol
Beewol@beewolยท
Kulaigye : Have you ever had an argument that doesn't involve M7? Obore : Is there anything that happens in Uganda without M7? #AfazaliDraw
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Geno Eric
Geno Eric@genoeric1ยท
If your company hasnโ€™t organized a party for Arsenal fans resign, thatโ€™s a toxic workplace.
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Geno Eric
Geno Eric@genoeric1ยท
Naah Arteta Out, Iโ€™m not used to being happy, it might finish me.
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Thomas
Thomas@Owishemweยท
Iโ€™ve had lunch twice today and itโ€™s just 3pm, who knew being a premier league champion comes with a big appetite.
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Professor
Professor@Masterji_UPWaleยท
Anyone else has a yahoo id ???
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Miss Ally
Miss Ally@MissAlly_01ยท
At Heathrow airport check-in I was asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I answered, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"๐Ÿค”
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Thomas
Thomas@Owishemweยท
This is the first time in Ugandaโ€™s history wearing RED doesnโ€™t get you arrested.
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Timothy Kalyegira
Timothy Kalyegira@TimKalyegiraยท
PLU is Muhoozi + hangers-on. They do what he wants. But MK himself does what his father and Gulu-based uncle want, and in turn his father and uncle do what Uganda's Board of Directors in London, Washington, and Brussels orders. So, PLU is a bouncing castle, noisy but hot air.
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Useful Idiot
Useful Idiot@ZeeroBrainยท
Chris Obore can no longer insult people's mothers on twitter ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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