Simon James 🚂

@chilternbear11 Hope so

Will #Starmer carry out his threat to call a general election if there is a leadership challenge?

Today we're remembering David Rocastle on what would have been his 59th birthday ❤️

@RMcCarthy86 What did you break Rich? 🤣

Don't mind me, just hoarding trains.

@SophieP25397 Lies

Hope you can afford it.

@Jenny_1884 He’s being used by the PLP as a human shield until the local elections are over then they’ll blame the result on him and remove him. (Hopefully)

I would love to know who is protecting Keir Starmer & keeping him in a job. The majority of people in the UK can’t stand the man & yet here he is still PM. Why?

Keir Starmer was visiting a village in the UK and asked the villagers what can the government do for them? We have two big needs said the village spokesman! First of all, we have a health centre, with no doctors, Starmer whipped out his mobile phone, spoke to his health secretary and said I've sorted it! The doctors will arrive here tomorrow. What is your other problem? We have no mobile phone reception at all in our village!

@RealDonKeith I just booked the 8th May off work to watch the aftermath…. 🥂

🚨Keir Starmer is heading for a historic meltdown: potentially the worst council election losses for any sitting UK government in modern history. Up to 1,850 seats could vanish. His leadership is a total catastrophe. This could be the last Labour government.

@clairebubblepop Lies

Just a reminder! Farage wants to privatise our NHS. If you don’t want to end up in £Ks in debt because you need an ambulance… don’t vote Reform.

Young people, I beg: STOP taking calls on loudspeaker in public. It’s rude, it’s loud, it’s unbelievably aggravating & worst of all, it’s boring because newsflash YOU are boring. If you can’t lift your hand & put the phone to your ear, you don’t deserve to be on the phone at all.

@WelBeast Bayern

Arsenal fans, If we go past Atletico Madrid, who would you rather we play in the Champions League final. PSG or Bayern Munich?

@benonwine “Dick-tater” 🤣

Describe Keir Starmer using memes, gifs or images only ⬇️

@RMcCarthy86 Hope that was smoked bacon 🥓

I'm not saying that I live for food on my night shifts, but I've just made a 'breakfast' of bacon, Stilton and tomato chutney-topped toast that might just be enough to send me in tonight with a spring in my step... 😋

@DarrenH05653038 @BritainisCool Restore will never win an election. Sorry. Reform will unite the rights

@BritainisCool I know who can fix this utter betrayal of the British.👇👇👇👇

Who would you rather have as UK Prime Minister?

@BritainisCool @UniversalT_S I’d happily have Chef from the Muppet Show over Starmer any day 🤣

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@TheArsenalMind The more goals the better - to bolster our GD. Don’t care about the actual score line but we need to win by at least 3 clear goals. 2 at a push…

Big test ahead. Drop your Arsenal vs Newcastle score predictions 👇

@BurnleyOfficial @Omahh_11 If you could deny City 3 points that would be fab, thanks 🤩

Matchday 🏡

@RachelReevesMP Do you really believe all the shit you spout?!

This is not our war, but it is now pushing up bills for families and businesses. That’s why keeping costs down is my number one priority – and our economic plan has put us in a stronger position to face this crisis.