UMD TWEETS

The wolf of Dallas

@Avalanche Fuck you!

An Avalanche is coming. Better scatter.

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@lydiakauppi Stick to snacks, Tubby. Mind your own fucking business.

Was your husband at the Schooner in south Mpls last Saturday?

@NelimiahJohnson That’s a lot of words to say he had sex with your girl #NelimiahTinyJohnson

With Cal Klesmit leaving, Northern was looking to fill his void as Marquette’s premier degenerate gambler. They have found their guy, congrats Drew!

@DallasTexasTV Fuck you!

PLAYOFF HOCKEY IN TEXAS

@freemntwins Insanely racist @StarTribune

Outrageous fact: There is not a single foreign-born player on the Twins' 26-man roster.

@tylerbiwan @BlakeBoysHoops Shame on you @BlakeBoysHoops

.@BlakeBoysHoops 💚💙

@_Jimmy__S @TomPelissero Great player surrounded by a bunch of horrible players. Got exposed vs UMD but could be a project of interest as an UDFA!

@TomPelissero Thoughts? @UMDTweets

Former Minnesota-Moorhead QB Jack Strand had pre-draft visits with the Panthers and Falcons, per sources. A big guy (6-3⅞, 243 pounds) with a big arm, Strand holds every major school passing record, throwing for 13,155 yards and 126 TDs in 42 games.

@VikesVV @MinnStFootball @tre_watson_ He nice he ain’t do shit against UMD!

WR Tre’Shawn Watson confirmed with us that he’s met with scouts from all 32 NFL teams - & he will have his Pro Day next Wednesday, April 15th. First ever pro day in @MinnStFootball history. Keep an eye on the local product! At 6’4” 210, Watson brings serious high point ability & physicality to the table 👀

@DriverLedu59980 @EliRoble5 I’m pretty sure his tongue is longer than his rod #Eater

@UMDTweets Odds @EliRoble5 tongue punches her ?

@UMDTweets you seeing this big titied chick in the white shirt with the programmers at ur 9 o clock? #HotterThanAnnMichael

Guarantee @thorku would throat this in one bite

@WayneStFootball Would be fitting since you guys are absolute piss

🚨ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 Construction on our brand new ALL YELLOW turf has begun! ⚠️🐯🐾🔥 #ForThePaw #PawUp

@ABC @AdamSchefter Parents should be imprisoned for forcing this gay propaganda on an 8th grader

An eighth grader from Pittsburgh has the last remaining perfect March Madness bracket, having picked the winners of the first 48 games of the women's tournament correctly. ABC News' Will Reeve spoke with the teenager, who said his picks were "all luck." abcnews.link/Rky8gZn

@CoachTMunson As long as you’re happy lil bro

Excited to announce my new role with Bemidji State coaching the Wide Receivers! #GrindTheAxe🪓

@TonyLiebert Eau Claire

Lakeville North's Jack Robison, another former MN prep star, is entering the transfer portal. He was never able to find his groove at Wisconsin. It should be interesting to see where he ends up. si.com/college/minnes…