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@mr_nice_guy_013 @dwot2018 You aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed are you

@NuelXenSe @mufcMPB @samuelluckhurst Dalot mazrouai heaven shaw

@mufcMPB @samuelluckhurst Shaw and Heaven. Malacia and Dalot. Get the season done already.

🚨 BREAKING: Leny Yoro has suffered an INJURY and has NOT travelled with the Manchester United squad to London to face Chelsea tomorrow. #MUFC [@samuelluckhurst]

@KylewhiteNew I’d have Henry cooper over haye

Team GB vs Team USA 🥊🥊 Who would win??

@RedDevilsSzn21 @Half_Fri @goodbadftblpod He’s a 20 year old centre back

@Half_Fri @goodbadftblpod Yoro is shit

Scholesy and Nicky choose who should LEAVE and STAY at Man United... 👀 Agree?! 😱

@raphnelson_abah Ugarte

The worst player to play for man United in your opinion?? #MUFC 👊🏾🛑👹

@SlickmediaX Where’s the white lives matter rally

Cop shooting in Charlotte. Some people do not deserve to be a cop. If humans are just gonna be your target practice. When does a man decides to kill ?

@mufcytp @Manutd_addicts Announcing and building are two completely different things

🏟️ DELAYED PLAN! Inter Miami CF started building their new stadium when Manchester United announced theirs. Two years later, Inter Miami have completed it at a cost of $1 billion, while United haven’t even started construction. [via @Manutd_addicts]

Woman knocks on students door over them parking in the streets and it all blows up this is one of the most funny and ridiculous encounters I've ever seen 😂😂

@Utdcen Heartburn

🚨 Jose Mourinho gave us European Silverware 🚨 Ole Gunnar Solskjaer gave us Unbeaten Away Records 🚨 Ralf Rangnick gave us Brutal Honesty 🚨 Erik ten Hag gave us Two Domestic Trophies 🚨 Ruben Amorim gave us.….𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

@AliceTalksFooty Anderson gotta be in the mix

Tonali to replace Casemiro Joao Gomes to replace Ugarte Mateus Fernandes for depth/ 8 role That's how I think we should rebuild the midfield. Only problem is i'm not sure if Tonali would pick us over other clubs.

@UtdFaithfuls @fernandokallas @Reuters Rather go for Tonali and Anderson

🚨 - NEW!!! Man Utd are in ADVANCED talks to sign Bruno Guimaraes for around £70m, who was personally recommended by Casemiro as his ideal successor. [@fernandokallas, @Reuters] BRINGGG!!!

@UtdRom ?

We still haven't seen this Cunha at Manchester United 😭

@GodswillRed @MatchDCentral So nearly £6 million a year isn’t enough for you?

@MatchDCentral I doubt he gave her a credit card with no spending limit because he can't afford it with just a £110,000 weekly salary.

🚨 According to Radio Mitre, Alejandro Garnacho has reportedly given his new partner, influencer Adriana Lobaz, a very extravagant gift. The report claims he handed her a credit card with no spending limit, allowing her to buy whatever she wants. Real love ❤️

🚨BREAKING: The department of war has released footage showing an American submarine sinking a huge Iranian warship in the Indian Ocean 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 This is the first time a ship has been sunk via torpedo since World War II 😮

@damzychillin Schniederlin

Wayne Rooney and Fellani aside , name a player that played for Manchester United and Everton . Just give up 😭.

@MoTheKurd @Skint_Eastwood1 Sucker punch? 😂😂the guy threatened to take tommys life ffs. Get a grip

@Skint_Eastwood1 Pussy boy sucker punches a vulnerable weak man, u wouldn’t have the balls to do it against a man the same size or bigger I’ll tell you that for free. I would sleep this coke head twat.

🚨 Tommy Robinson KOs migrant. 👊🏻 Tommy was in Italy filming when a migrant tried to grab his camera and threatened to take his life. Tommy warned him, but the migrant continued threatening to kill him, so Tommy put him to sleep. “You think you’re going to take my life.” “Get the f*ck away from our camera.” “There is only one way this is going to go — you’re going to end up knocked out unconscious.” @TRobinsonNewEra

@FableUtd7 @talkSPORT Talking about a United legend by the way

@talkSPORT Gollum doesn't deserve that record. Hope Carrick breaks it.

Michael Carrick goes unbeaten in his first TEN games as Man United boss. 👏 He’s matched Herbert Bamlett’s start and now sits just one game from Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s record. 👀

@mufcMPB 4 6 7 6 1 6 7 8 9 8 8

Every Manchester United first-team signing under the INEOS regime so far: Joshua Zirkzee Leny Yoro Matthijs de Ligt Noussair Mazraoui Manuel Ugarte Ayden Heaven Patrick Dorgu Matheus Cunha Bryan Mbeumo Benjamin Šeško Senne Lammens Rate them ALL out of 10!👇

@DanielOlol48394 @UtdBonnie_ @FrankEra_ “StYlE oF pLaY”, If winning is unsustainable then fuck knows what we are want

@UtdBonnie_ @FrankEra_ Football isn't 1+1 mate His style of play if he even has one isn't sustainable It might get us the ucl spot but trust me it isn't sustainable

Michael Carrick as #MUFC interim manager across both stints: - 10 matches - 8 wins - 2 draws This is an UNBELIEVABLE record. 👏❤️

@manuniteddd4 @AEdoh97438 @Lea_EFC Yet carrick has them playing better and winning

@AEdoh97438 @Lea_EFC It’s literally Amorims team ffs

How are Manchester United two places above Liverpool and three places above Chelsea in the Premier League table?🤔 Seriously, it’s blown my mind 🤯

@TifeRMFC Mark hughes