UTD EXTRA

@ESPNFC @MLS Hehhe

Lionel Messi is looking READY for Argentina's World Cup title defense next month 😳 (via @mls)

@PSG_English I fail to understand you at times. One time you are too good the other time you are just shit. What is it gonna be against @Arsenal

⏱️ 94’ I It ends in defeat tonight. #PFCPSG 2️⃣-1️⃣ I #Ligue1

@Kenyans Hehe

Ruto leads as preferred 2027 presidential election winner, followed by Kalonzo, Matiang'i, Sifuna, Gachagua and Babu Owino - TIFA Poll

@FabrizioRomano @DAZNFootball @DAZNFutbol What is this obsession with Marid. Is there any trophy parade where Madrid players talk about Barca?

🚨👕 Lamine Yamal shows shirt: “Thanks God I’m not Madridista”. @DAZNFootball @DAZNFutbol 🎥

@knight001M The second frame just shows how disorganised your mind is.

What we see vs what kikuyus see

@HonMosiria Design unapiga campaign bro. 2027 lazima itajipa. All the best man

Today, l met Joyce Onyango, the lady who had been allegedly accused of poisoning a 4-year-old child in Ruai. I intervened in this matter after the child’s mother reached out to me seeking help and requesting that I give her a platform to share her concerns and help trace Joyce, whom she claimed had left her place of work following the payment disagreement. In good faith, I offered the online platform to ensure the matter was brought to public attention. Following this, Joyce voluntarily surrendered herself to Umoja Two Police Station to allow investigations to proceed. A postmortem examination was later conducted, and the results confirmed that the child’s death was caused by pneumonia and other underlying infections, not poisoning as earlier alleged. Today, I gave Joyce a platform to clear her name and restore her dignity after the unfortunate accusations by the late child's mother. I am also pleased to share that I have helped her secure a casual job at a private institution (New branch for Rapid Rehabilitation Centre for Addiction. ), where she will now earn Kshs 17,000 per month. Previously, she earned Kshs 6,000, with Kshs 1,000 deducted, leaving her with a take-home salary of only Kshs 5,000. I wish Joyce all the best as she begins this new chapter in her life.

@cbs_ke What kind of thinking is this?

Methuselah is busy enjoying the Arsenal vs West Ham a London Derby, yet he will come back and pretend to relate with your struggles and tell you to sing WANTAM. That is hypocrisy. Dear electorate, wake up! This ninja is paid by the taxpayers money. That should sink.

@georgediano That was very unnecessary man

Let's no crucify Bien for meeting the French president. Macron was probably asking for the whereabouts of the gay Sauti Sol member.🥲

@UTDTrey Only got Delap right. 2 more games though. Maybe you will be vindicated

Sesko will score more Premier League goals than Gyokeres, Ekitike, Joao Pedro and Delap. Save this tweet and come back to call me a fool in May, 2026 if it doesn’t happen.

@FabrizioRomano @gooner_since05 Ladies and gentlemen, Arsenal are now confirmed epl champions. No way they are going to slip up against the already relegated Burnley. And ofcourse Crystal Palace won't hurt their chances of making 10m in bonuses from Eze deal. So it is done and dusted.

❤️🤍 Huge away win for Arsenal against West Ham! Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@baroswahjr But surely, was it rape? If not, then we have two adults mutually consenting to the vice. There was a chance of saying no and going back home either to try something new or wait for a next time.

Pole Cheruto

@edgarwabwire_ Engagement farming. Crazy man

If Manchester City beats Brentford call me a Dog!

@MaxRadwan Pack and leave. You are too slow for this app man

Spent way too long looking at this trying to figure out how a team that’s 9 points off second and 11 points off the top with two games left can still win the league

@Mwafreeka Who elected her?

Don’t blame her, blame the electorate 🤷🏾‍♂️

@WelBeast Sipping a cold drink at Carrington waiting to show you how to beat Sunderland away from home. Ooh..and to also set the record for most assists in a season.

Where’s the guy they just awarded the FWA award ?

@NelsonHavi There are 21 nominated senators. So the tax payers will have paid 1.2b by the end of 5 years. So why should we create positions to reward some Kenyans while the tax payer is not even breathing?

@NelsonHavi Why must we gave senators who are nominated? If that person earns roughly 1m every month, that is 12m in a year and 60m by the end of the 5 year term. In addition, any other perks and expenses incurred to run the office. Unnecessary burden on the tax payers.

President William Ruto, revoke the nomination of Karen Nyamu to the Senate. There are more deserving women who can occupy that office.

@Donkey_Kad @theMadridZone @COPE You got a point there mate..

@UTD_EXTRA @theMadridZone @COPE Et les frais de transfert t’es mignon toi Tu payes un type 100 millions et tu le licencie 1 an après ? ^^ En effet faut une clause qui prévoit ça sinon. C’est trop facile

🚨 BREAKING: There is a MASSIVE WAR inside Real Madrid's dressing room. Sources say it's "gang wars" with groups of players that CANNOT STAND other groups. There is an INSANE lack of unity in the dressing room. @COPE

@29Havertz43802 @Isaac_AFC_ Winning the league is not the question. The question is how the bought players helped in the course. Number of goals scored, assists, minutes played e.t.c

🚨Last season, Liverpool received around £184m for winning the Premier League only about £3.5m more than Arsenal, who earned £180.5m after finishing second.🏆 💰 😳 But here’s the crazy part… Arsenal could still end up paying huge bonus fees to other clubs if they win the league. Reports suggest Crystal Palace would receive an extra £10m in add-ons, Sporting could get another £5m for Viktor Gyökeres, plus more clauses linked to Timber, Calafiori, Raya and others. 📑⚽ 💸 When everything is added together, Arsenal might spend close to £40m in bonuses just because of success on the pitch. That’s way bigger than the actual £3.5m difference between finishing 1st and 2nd in Premier League prize money. 🤯 🔥 Of course, winning the title also brings global attention, sponsorships, bigger reputation and unforgettable moments for the fans. But financially, it almost feels like the club pays a massive price for success. 🏟️❤️ 🤔 So what do you guys think? Is winning the Premier League still worth all those extra payments and add-ons? 👇 (via: @declanstar1 )