Btown Uber Driver

New pin, rules and guidelines for the 25-26 season #BAC answers to FAQs 1. No, I’m not a cop 2. High score is .32 3. Yes, .32 is high and tomorrow is gonna suck for them, ER isn’t a bad destination for this passenger 4. .08 is the legal driving limit 5. .12 is the sweet spot, but if you don’t have practice, you might puke 6. Over .3 and you will puke, and you’ll lose the next day of your life 7. Over .35, you’re probably in the hospital, and you’ll hate yourself for a couple days 8. Tolerance is highly variable but is correlated to frequency of consumption. Some freshman will act very drunk at .04, frequent drinkers may act fine at .2

@bugsBunny3_5 @hoosier_hater Never gets old 🤣

@hoosier_hater Mason Gillis would be better option Just has to pass a breathalyzer first

What the fuck had Braden Smith done to deserve this

Dominican Food Truck Friday

Spring break in Santo Domingo. Some old school IUFB fans in the house #iufb

@MikeShiflet $12-16, but worth it.

@UberBtown How much for a cocktail there?

Mona, next to and affiliated with DaVinci. Top shelf cocktails. Soft open tonight. Target opening date March 6. A nice addition to the bar scene.

This is a mistake. Would love to see the stretch between Dunn and Grant permanently closed and hardscaped to accommodate outdoor dining and pedestrian traffic.

@W_B_Rick When you’re celebrating all the wins from this football season, you’re bound to add a few pounds. It’s a burden we all carry.

Purdue fans are calling me fat again

@btownmoose Football team performance has raised our expectations of the basketball team. Puts the coach in a tough spot.

I don't know what to say about IU men's basketball right now, so I'll let my suggested word bar do all the work.

@btownmoose I see this vehicle often, I always takes me back to 1990s Taco Bell

theirs is better, I just gotta say it

@yimmyyonjohn Not for his own profile

@UberBtown Guys right

Hammered frat guy, drinking natty light all day, tried convincing me that you could drink natty light all day and not get drunk. 🤦‍♂️

@mike_burgan He will get there, but he’s not there yet

@UberBtown I believe he is correct

@yimmyyonjohn Didn’t work out for him though

@Jommy_Tohn In his case, he was wrong. Other users may have a different experience.

@UberBtown Is he wrong?

@kendruhhh26 I don’t believe half of the stuff I post

If I’ve learned anything from the tornado that went through Bloomington yesterday… It’s that some of my friends might be a little a dumb for believing that this is a real pic from last night 😂🙃 I mean this in the nicest way possible but LOL 😂🫶🏻 #bloomingtonindiana #tornado

Bloomington under attack

@jennifer40iu I’m hearing that employees were actively removing animals

@UberBtown I hope the animals are ok

Menards lost some roofing in their yard from the tornado. Maybe some building damage too. Heading that the humane society has sustained some serious damage.

Looking like the west side got hit near 3rd and Liberty. Picture below, Kia dealership on Liberty and Fifth Third Bank nearby.