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@jarvis_best Middleburg is such an odd choice for them that it feels like a bit solely for him to have something to complain about. "Chip and Buffy didn't invite me to their box at the Upperville Colt Show because they're elites who hate Trump."

Seems a tad overkill but whatever

@kiesha9i Weird I just saw this tweet verbatim a few weeks ago. That’s crazy that two old women with dying cats said the same exact thing

I’m at the vet. This old lady says to her dying cat “don’t worry sweetheart...mama is right behind you. We’ll be together soon anyway”😭. I’m trying not to cry in front of all these people

@SJRaphael Have young women from Long Island always been this annoying? She's like the opposite, but equally annoying, version of the 19yo Long Island tradwife on IG rn. Shut up already, no one fucking cares.

#TeenTuesday 1993 - We did a show about sex among young people & talked to sexually active teen girls. 16 yr old Carly boasted about her escapades until another guest struck a chord with her, and emotions ran high. What are your thoughts on this one #sjr #redglasses #90snostalgia

@unhealthytruth @RealityFailJob You're AI from the looks of it. AI hasn't even existed, at least in the capacity we know it as being able to tweet conspiracy theories, for 18 years.

@RealityFailJob I’ve been talking about it 18 years on this account and a hell of a lot longer than that but I’m glad people are starting to listen. And all this from a Natural Redhead. Well strawberry Blonde.

I’m glad that ABC is admitting that the toxic chemicals in your sunscreen are dangerous and cause cancer. Everyone I know who has skin cancer wore them. 😬😭 Do you still put this on your kids?😭🤣🤯

@newstart_2024 Wasn’t Megyn like 38 or 40 when her oldest was born? Should she really be the poster woman for “It’s bad that women are putting off childbearing for their career” after putting childbearing off for her career?

Jordan Peterson dropped a sobering stat: more than half of Western women 30 and under have no children. Half of them will never have any, and 90% of those will regret it. He calls it a catastrophe in the making, setting up one in four women for deep isolation as they age, with no one to watch out for them in times of vulnerability. It’s a heavy one to sit with.

@james_almeida @ruby_rafaelina The not silver lining is I wouldn’t put it past these women to get artificially inseminated by an anonymous donor and tell some kid their dad is AI. These women are that mentally ill

@ruby_rafaelina The silver lining is that AI boyfriends are extremely unlikely to become AI fathers.

It gets so much worse

@thibz00 @ruby_rafaelina I believe the last update, or maybe the one before that, made it so they can’t dirty talk to their AI “boyfriends” and they were trying to find workarounds on the subreddit. These people are not well.

@ruby_rafaelina Those same people lose their fucking shit every update because suddenly the personality changes.

@ruby_rafaelina This woman needs to be institutionalized.

@questionableway I mean. Not really. The core issue is is it okay to make girls settle for less. Of course I would expect my kids to be nice to trans classmates and not be assholes. I would also not expect my daughter to compete against biological men

the trans youth sports issue at its core always distills down to a single question: is it okay to bully children for their identity?

@R4DICALHWY Not really all men. Something weird was definitely going on in your house tho

"you hate all men? what about your father?" my father used to say i had a "tight ass" and when i said that made me uncomfortable he told me i was being too sensitive. yes, all men.

@HaydenL051507 @longlivepeke @UltraMagaGirl @VnMn22019093 😬

@UberDriverStole @longlivepeke @UltraMagaGirl @VnMn22019093 Dude I’m not a fucking tranny, I’m biologically male and that’s the only thing I’ll ever be and I’m okay with that, don’t project your fantasies onto me lmao

Part 1 #cops #police #bodycam #crime #usa

@khaliltooshort A plain lesbian?

Remember what they took from you

@WDonnyt @VnMn22019093 She’s 500 pounds. No, she cannot punch a child, dipshit.

@VnMn22019093 She has EVERY right to discipline her child

@HaydenL051507 @longlivepeke @UltraMagaGirl @VnMn22019093 You’re a trans man on Twitter advocating for child abuse. Idk that whatever your parents did was a model for the rest of us to follow, but thanks, Hayden.

@longlivepeke @UltraMagaGirl @VnMn22019093 I’m glad my parents beat my ass whenever I lost my damn mind, probably why I’m not in jail right now

@moryahhduhhh @VnMn22019093 Are you suggesting that white parents are worse than black parents? Because if we’re just going off anecdotal evidence I’ve seen things even worse than this trash bag’s pitiful excuse for parenting.

@VnMn22019093 mayo monsters always abusing them crack babies

@Duke66552372 @VnMn22019093 You’re an adult man suggesting that punching children in the mouth is “normal.” Surely you cannot think this is good?

@VnMn22019093 My mom used to slap the shit out of me right in the store and that was normal if you were acting up

@percievenugget My first block on TT 🥰

@financedystop Or you could just give them the money without charging them rent? But what do I know? My parents aren't bitter and would get a better ROI than A HUNDRED DOLLARS A YEAR.

In today’s economy, good parenting might mean forcibly taking part of your kids’ income, investing it, and giving it back when they’re ready to buy a home

@Jaysoenhoo They need jobs instead of exploiting their kids online.

Her husband needs a son 😭

@billybinion Did you wear a velvet jacket to TOTS?! How were you not roasting?! (I love it though)

Thirdwheelmaxxing 😎