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Sometimes you retreat and learn how to fuck well

@ZacksJerryRig @elonmusk He is living in the future, while you a stocked

@elonmusk Stock price is down - quick - say something nuts

In the future, a trillion times a trillion dollars will be spent on making antimatter to travel to other star systems

@FeyiLux Get 2 of you

I have been unable to work with more than 3 channels. How do you guys manage 4+ channels ?? I know how to get it monetize, but I can’t handle the production. Sigh

@abbello110 @iCeeYou9 @Owiggy_ You will see signs nah wonders remain

@iCeeYou9 @Owiggy_ How is nose ring a problem?

I have so many men in my DM that if i decide to marry today, i will just reply a message”

@vd62evks @ayam_Chizzy 25? Still have plans to plan your life

@ayam_Chizzy 25 sef no suppose fear,the country is really bad meh

How 35 old man go dey fear to give woman belle Noooo,Tinubu must go!!!!

@Sm4rt_Sam @ayam_Chizzy At 35 two adults can take care of two children The matrix pysop people with fear

@ayam_Chizzy A man must retain his dignity by all means. Birthing a child he can't take good care of is shameful. Every man must run away from shame and contempt.

@zillionokoye Code please

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@yagazieluchidi @neo_officialll Your brain dey leak from one country

@neo_officialll In summary, that woman a niqqqa is dreaming about, another niqqqqa somewhere is tired of f@cking her. Irony of life.

All it takes is just the birth of one child and you will most likely start coming home late and going on business trips to avoid getting suffocated at home.

@blocboy4LL @chudy_jnr You can flirt, collecting number comes with rejection/acceptance Next time collect number and see

@chudy_jnr I can’t remember I ask a girl for her number 😭 All I do is flirt with them and leave while they wonder why I didn’t ask for their number 😂

I genuinely don’t like men who lack self-control and make every interaction with a woman about trying to get her number. You see a lady working in a supermarket, you collect her number. You meet a receptionist, you collect her number. You meet a POS girl, you collect her number. You buy fuel, and you collect the attendant number again. Bro, please get yourself together. Not every woman you meet is a potential romantic interest. Sometimes, people are just doing their jobs. Constantly trying to turn every encounter into a pickup opportunity isn’t confidence, it’s desperation. You’re embarrassing yourself and making everyone around you uncomfortable.

@ABUJAPLUG You chat girls when you collect their number online You call and book them when you collect the number physically

@Iampsymeon @ABUJAPLUG First you don't have a car that drives that route She needs someone to drive her crazy

@ABUJAPLUG These "females" amaze me alot. The total lack of situational awareness and security consciousness. The audacity! You just assume the volunteer will be a well meaning person who would offer you a lift every other day to and from work because you're a female? Ok.

@Ovoh_of_Lagos Wed her

So this baddie refused to give me her number because I gave her an android phone to input her member Her friend collected my phone and dialed her own number and told me to text her. Omo 😂😂😂

@GenesisChrome Incomplete How did you break her?

Free game. Especially that last one, I once walked into an exam hall with my signature step, even tho I knew I was late The female invigilator said she won't give me exam papers because I was proud - that my chest was "high" My coursemates were just laughing.😂😂😂

@OjiAntto I can't wait

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@_Enzochukwu @UnkleAyo If you get big preek, many women will run from you. They do come once in month or 2 months after to come have a taste again

@UnkleAyo On Monday big preeq good, Tuesday big preeq dey pain and Friday if your preeq isn't hanging lower than your balls reduce your voice. Nothing that gender no dey complain about

I wasn't going to share again but this one really left me thinking. A lot of people say - "sexual incompatibility before marriage" isn't a thing. Please help this woman.

@Donephi1 @UnkleAyo Once in awhile with pain, now imagine constant pain

@UnkleAyo I thought the honeypot is elastic and can take anything thrown at it hence babies have their triumphant entry into the world from there. Have you tried seeing a medical personnel or aren't you wet each time he needs to commune with you ? There must certainly be a way out.

@barna_bnb Some men conclude quickly before the game starts She might be shit-testing you with boundaries Simply laugh it off and telling her you love calling your woman every minute except she is dead or deaf

We've been talking for about a month, and I asked to call her phone. The phone number came with loads of instructions. It's been 3 weeks after she dropped the number and I didn't even save it. To me, this was extreme and showed a sign of "guy I'm not interested in you calling me but let me just give you since you asked", and also trying to tell me to "back off". What do you guys think? 🤔

@EyenIkono @UnkleAyo The only business a man has is to divorce a cheating woman without mercy when you caught her. No checking of her phone No monitoring her

@UnkleAyo The ex just dey enjoy dey go. Okafor' law still stand. I fit still lash 1 or 2 of my exes wey don marry if i want to. Men stay sharp around women and what they says doesnt always portray the reality of things.

Yeah, you know what - that's it. Curtains drawn. Wtf.

@Onuoha_Wilson @UnkleAyo If e reach you turn no do am You wan save a hoe Omo run am and divorce her, if will pain you buh you will not die

@c_abalihi @Wizarab10 I'm 25 , my neighbor carry breast put for my mouth. I remove it She put the second breast, I remove it too One thing led to another I saw my preek going to and fro into her Toto Fear some wicked neighbor

@Wizarab10 25 yr old say dem manipulate am bcus him be virgin. A Facebook you fir carry dis him confession go, as dem go easily believe am for there.

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