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Excited for the latest episode on the TalkTheTalkWithUchepuh YouTube channel! Join host @Uchepuh2 as she chats with the incredible @seetechie (Stephanie Ideho-Iraoya) about the real talk on freelancing. youtu.be/B6yFeVHQXuk?si…

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My problem is not whether anybody hates Muslims or not. I'm not religious and anyone has the right to hate whoever or whatever they want. My problem is that if you truly believe that "Muslims are killing Christians" in search of some "Islamic Caliphate", and you are serious about opposing them, then you should want to find out who is funding these "Muslims", who is supplying them military equipment, and who is constantly providing all kinds of political, diplomatic and material support for them. If you believe in something, follow it all the way through. Go down the rabbit hole and don't stop until you've found what you're looking for. Once upon a time, when I had the same ideas about "Muslims", that was what I set out to do. Because that is the logical next step of opposing something. You should want to find out everything you can about this enemy so that you can disrupt it. So back in 2021, I set out to find out everything I could about these "Muslims" and the big masquerades behind them - and those masquerades turned out to be in Tel-Aviv and Washington DC. That was when I realised that "Muslims" were the least of my problems. I thought my search would terminate in Doha or Riyadh or Amman - instead it turned out that even the Saudis and Qataris who incubated these awful Wahabbi/Salafi doctrines were just proxies of White, Christian/Jewish empire builders in Washington, London, Paris and Tel-Aviv. The "Muslims" were in fact, not involved in the decision making and they were basically powerless. The people who created the ISIS, Boko Haram, Al-Qaida etc were western empire-seekers who wore suits and spoke English, and the purpose of those terror outfits was not to create some "Islamic caliphate" but to seize land and resources for said white men! And that's when my mental shift happened. The simple realisation that "Muslims" were at best useful idiots in this scheme, and that the REAL enemy were the people I used to hang out with at Bogobiri and the US Consular General's residence. I had that epiphany because I followed that rabbit hole down to the end and found the actual horrible truth. But most of you have no such balls. You are satisfied to just hear and repeat a narrative without ever trying to confirm it for yourself and take action based on that narrative. This was the same problem I had with the Obidient people. I was ready to go to fucking WAR for what I wanted in 2023, and I lit myself on fire in ways that I am still recovering from. I escaped an international kidnapping attempt, I survived an attempt on my life, I spent months hopping around Nairobi short lets like a homeless person, and I would have done it all again if that was what it took to get that mandate. But most of you that claimed to support the same candidate had no such motivation. Your own was to sit on the internet and type "A new Nigeria is PO-ssible" and "All eyes on the judiciary" to zero fucking effect. And since that didn't work out, half of you have moved to APC, and the other half are still stuck in a 2022 - 2023 time loop, repeating the same tired nonsense that had no effect. As I said earlier today, you people have no real convictions or beliefs about anything. All you do is make noise for a short while, then you go back to the shallow, stupid things that are actually the centre of your lives like sports betting, visa hunting and talking about relationships. Nothing you people say comes from a place of genuine thought or conviction - you're just a bunch of internet performance artists. Even the "Muslims" you claim are genociding you - if one of them flashes small 100k at you, your entire perspective will shift instantly. You don't believe anything you are saying, which is why I pity that Mossad asset that thinks he's going to instigate a civil war in Nigeria. He has no idea how useless the people he's trying to instigate really are. Except he will bring mercenaries to fight the war on both sides, nobody is dying for whatever they claim to believe in Nigeria. The most they will do is talk everlasting amounts of shit at each other on the internet, and then switch up completely once they see money, food, or breast. They only came to this world to eat, shit, fuck, sleep, and die in that order. Anyone taking them seriously is just wasting his agency's budget. Even their civil war had to be fought and supported on both sides by foreign powers because they couldn't do it themselves. I'm only afraid of an invasion. I'm not afraid of Nigerians at all. Who dey fear mannequin?

@AceDominoNadie @utdfolarin @BeloveGladyz Happy sunday

@Uchepuh2 @utdfolarin @BeloveGladyz Hmmmm. Happy Sunday

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@AceDominoNadie @utdfolarin @BeloveGladyz Same o

@Uchepuh2 @utdfolarin @BeloveGladyz I'm tired

@AceDominoNadie @utdfolarin @BeloveGladyz Omo

@Uchepuh2 @utdfolarin @BeloveGladyz Ohhh, the light matter reach your side... Today go make am 4wks/28days we see 💡 last for here

@AceDominoNadie @utdfolarin @BeloveGladyz Yeah but my engagement sef dip and this lack of light dey deal with me

@AceDominoNadie @utdfolarin @BeloveGladyz I just dey on the low for now

@AceDominoNadie @utdfolarin @BeloveGladyz Okay

@Uchepuh2 @utdfolarin @BeloveGladyz I go try am again

@AceDominoNadie @utdfolarin @BeloveGladyz Hmmmm

@Uchepuh2 Wallahi na ojoro dem do... Cuz you @utdfolarin @BeloveGladyz suppose dey...

@NationalGridNg We no dey even see light since Monday

POWER UPDATE: If you are not on band A, the reason you are still having about 8 hours supply daily now is majorly due to a persisting gas constraints which has led to significantly low power generation. Situation to improve in the coming weeks!

@NigeriaStories Nigeria my country

BREAKING: The Niger State Police Command has confirmed the arrest of a 38-year-old man, Hamisu Abdullahi, for allegedly shouting “no water, no light” during Governor Mohammed Umaru Bago’s visit to the Emir of Suleja after Eid-el-Fitr prayers on Friday.

@_Oluwanifemii Lol I was handling marketing, social media. Communication on a job and paid peanuts till I was downsized

My friend resigned because her social media manager role turned into: social media manager + customer service + graphic design + help us check this Excel sheet… She was still receiving the same salary. Today, they told her to check an Excel sheet and she jokingly said, “Should I start cleaning the office too?” Her boss responded, “As long as it helps the company grow.” My friend was shocked and moved to tears. Anyway, she has resigned, and I hope she gets a job that truly values her work…

@onewholives33 @jacobauta127 Im telling you... and things like this happens everyday

@Uchepuh2 @jacobauta127 Wow. That's really sad. One cannot even begin to imagine the anxiety and trauma before the confirmation. Day in day out waking up without any news or contact from her husband, for years! Omo. Crazy part is there are so many with stories like this.

It felt normal to many people until it came from your own blood or person you know. This happened to my brother too. In his case, it wasn’t a text; it was a phone call. Back when terrorism and Boko Haram were at their peak, killing soldiers almost every day, my brother was right there in the thick of the war, fighting night and day. Many of his comrades were killed. One beautiful morning, he called me. His voice was heavy as he told me they were about to move into the main enclave of Boko Haram in Sambisa Forest. He said the mission was going to be very tough. Through his voice, I could tell the men were ready to die. He said, “I will send you my account information and bank details. Keep them safe. My cars are yours too, in case anything happens. But please, don’t tell Mama I’m in Sambisa. Just pray for me and my comrades to come back home alive.” With a deep voice and tears in my eyes, I replied, “Sir, you’re coming back home alive, safe and strong.” After that, the network cut off. I tried reaching him again, but it didn’t go through. The only thing that came was a text from him containing his bank details and some confidential information. That was it. His number was switched off for the next seven days. No calls, no messages. I kept hoping and praying he was safe. Then on the ninth day, I received a call from him. His voice was deep and filled with sorrow. “We defeated them,” he said, “but I lost my comrades… my course mate and my antiman. Omo, it was deadly. But God saved me.” Thankfully, my brother came back alive. He is now retired and doing strong. May GOD continue to protect our Soldiers. And for the fallens heroes who paid the ultimate price. Your memories will always be with us. And it'll be written in gold. Thank you. Till we meet again.

@jacobauta127 @onewholives33 Amen... saw her a couple of years back she's doing better now

Oh, this is so sad 😢 No matter how long they wait before breaking the news, it still won't make it any easier for her. Omo, she’s going to be completely traumatised and heartbroken. What a painful loss. I pray she gets the best treatment and all the care she needs. May God continue to console and strengthen his family. Thank you for his sacrifice he truly paid the ultimate price.

Yesterday, the Nigeria Police Force took down several bandits in Sankera, Benue State but your timeline? Crickets. No threads, no outrage merchants, no concerned citizens all of a sudden. Why do we go mute when they get it right, but suddenly become human rights lawyers when a few officers mess up? Why not hail the good the same way we drag the bad? Just like you all conveniently neglect the successes of our troops in the NE, acting like progress is illegal. Is it lack of balance, or just selective morality? Are we truly patriotic, or just addicted to bad news and chaos? These men risk their lives daily, but appreciation feels like a forbidden language. If everything good is ignored, what exactly are we encouraging excellence or failure? Maybe the real question is: do we actually want things to get better, or do we just enjoy complaining?

@onewholives33 @jacobauta127 Im telling, we've lost father's. Personally befriended an officers wife, she lost her husband KIA and no one told her for years, they had just 1 daughter, she became a shadow of her self... joined many church organisations to keep her mind sane before it was confrimed dead.

@Uchepuh2 @jacobauta127 I attended Command Children's School Lungi barracks (then Gado Nasko barracks) abuja and on the mornings when soldiers are being deployed, you could feel the tension and eerie silence in the air. What the families of soldiers go through can't be over emphasised. ❤

Do you agree? Watch the full episode part 2 on YouTube if you missed the first part, watch, you're welcome. youtu.be/xpJecQqbyE4?si…

@jacobauta127 Amen

@Uchepuh2 Thank God he's back alive, safe, and sound. God bless him for his selfless service.