Seems it's all fun and games at the DUP this weekend unifying the party again, according to this leaked leaflet 👀
Did they miss anything?
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The news as it should be
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@bonkers2204 Reality has got stranger than fiction whilst we were away tbf. Sure we'll keep writing articles just for you. It'll be our little secret. (apparently)
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BANGOR WOMAN REVEALS HARROWING ORDEAL AFTER FACEBOOK CRASH
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There’s still a few weapons that haven’t been decommissioned...
Get em booked ladies. 👀
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@LisaMostly @nmdcouncil Sometimes reality is stranger than anything we could makeup.
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BREAKING NEWS
Media frenzy as farmer forced to apologise to sheepdog over ‘good girl’ remark
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#NorthernIreland
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WORLD NEWS
Tourism boost as NI roads declared part of the Grand Canyon
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LOCAL NEWS
Parents hire secretary to deal with school emails
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#NorthernIreland
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Mae Gwyddelod yn dweud “wael” efo’r un ynganiad ond yn ei sillafu yn “wile”.
/ Irish people use the term “wile” in the same way the Welsh say “wael” 😎
e.g. “It’s wile close” via @UlsterFryNI
Not sure if it’s the same in #Gaeilge ? #Irish
Cardiff, Wales 🇬🇧 CY
The year is 2022 AD. Gaulster is entirely occupied by the Europeans. Well, not entirely. One small party of indomitable Gaulstermen still holds out against the invaders. Life is not easy for the Negotiators who garrison the fortified camps of Brusselsium, Dublinium & Londinium.
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Who knew that Northern Ireland's 1980s retail offering was almost half a century ahead of its time ! 😯 #Stewarts #YellowPack @asda
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The new NI cartoon series that's so HOT 🔥 Facebook banned it.
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@exunionist It was pretty special. Though in fairness my da is the same age as Macca and he could probably headline Glastonbury with a series of freeform rants about the price of petrol.
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Paul McCartney offending the Glastonbury Concerned Residents.
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