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Captain Orange Beard, of the Jolly Oliver in Somalia said: "We've spend decdes honing our craft and ensuring nobody does this better than us. It is disgraceful Captain Trump thinks he can just take over because he has bigger boats and guns." More on this as it breaks. @LBC
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🧵 🚨 BREAKING: Somalian Pirates initiate proceedings against #Trump for intellectual proprty infringements. They've claimed he is infringing on their product.
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@realDonaldTrump after comandeering the Strait of Hormuz... Did I say comandeering? I meant securing. Autocorrect can be a nightmare.
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Got up to go for a piss and grab the @asda trifle just as the first round started, thibking I wouldn't miss too much. By the time I got back, @PaddyTheBaddy was celebrating at @ufc. Still eat the family trifle to myself... #UFC329
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📢 BREAKING: Cammy Devlin Agrees New Hearts Deal – Set to Take Captaincy Announcement Expected Imminently Heart of Midlothian fans are set for a major boost, as sources confirm club midfielder Cammy Devlin has put pen to paper on a brand-new contract extension at Tynecastle.
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Most transfers in football are laid in installments...
Noel1967@Noel19673

@GM1872_ The fee is being paid by instalments, that clears it up for you. There will be no big spending at the bigot dome anytime soon

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This man just rage types everytime someone hands him a phone. 🤣
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump

POLL: ICE has been abused by the Fake News Media at levels never seen before. They are Great Patriots who work hard, and do a fantastic job in a very hostile environment. Much of this hostility is caused by the Dumocrats and the Fake News. The concept I have had for quite some time — A strong feeling that the name of these Patriots, “ICE,” should be changed to, “NICE,” in that it will totally discombobulate Crooked, Dishonest, and Unpatriotic Reporters and Journalists. For them to say, “We went to a NICE Facility today,” as opposed to “ICE” or, “NICE Agents have deported a Violent Drug Dealer,” they won’t be able to handle it, they will go totally crazy! All it means is adding an “N” (“National”) to “ICE (“Immigration and Customs Enforcement”) — A much more prestigious name. Everyone loves it, but I have been told by the legendary Tom Homan that the Agents do not love it as much as the other population. Who thinks that we should add an “N” to change the name of “ICE” to “NICE?”   Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

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Touching the ball or touching the ball first doesn't automatically make it not a foul.
Tonner@tonner23

@BBCSportScot @sharko67 Do the commentary team actually know the rules of football?? Defender clearly touches the the ball. All the justice for rangers pish…no wonder there’s maniacs claiming conspiracies when your commentators are talking absolute shite.

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Go on, Rupert! Let him have it.
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10

@GoodwinMJ Your Reform Makerfield candidate publicly bragged about how he would love to both smell and lick Carol Vorderman’s arsehole. A healthy mind, that is not.

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@LBC @realDonaldTrump @POTUS @TheNotoriousMMA @PaddyTheBaddy @McgregorUFC2 @ufc @asda