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We are all living amongst fake crabs

@silvanaltd @SWAIM_CORP @Soren_Ltd Awwww they babies

Returning to share this video that took waaaay too long to make. But i got an excuse to rewatch all of after hours so, it was worth it. @DOB_INC @SWAIM_CORP @kawillert @Soren_Ltd youtu.be/McFj5qGgi9w

@RichSlaton I just realized you were on the 1st(?) episode of kill Tony. If that’s not a criiime…

@thancrowder this is my favorite part of a budding podcast where the hosts contemplate whether or not their subject is aware of them 🫶🏻

Nobody has a more punchable face than Ben Shapiro’s voice

@AbeTheMighty HOW did they do the melting phone scene in 1408?? I can’t find any info anywhere!

@BankstonAtLaw Please keep @knowledge_fight updated; I want the videos! You are the true cuck-destroyer! ❤️❤️❤️

Today, my co-counsel Greg Adler and I filed suit against Fox, Newsmax, Univision, Timcast, Steven Crowder, Owen Shroyer, Simon Ateba, and Hollywood Unlocked for falsely portraying our innocent client as a neo-Nazi mass shooter.

@heytherejeffro You’re just showing off your bluesky

Also, remember Hive?

It's still Twitter for me, and that's why I'll stick with Droids, thank you very much.

At work, feeling like shit. Burning up and nauseous. But it’s worth it to get sober. 😖 #naltrexone #day2

@BankofAmerica for the love of God please let me change my credit card design. I would use it so much more if it wasn’t the ugliest card I own.

I need a better job so I can support my drag addiction. @katya_zamo @TrixieCosmetics #redscare

@__DNSL You should pitch your show on shark tank. 2 birds

@Amets333 That’s why it’s so cheap

The master bedroom/bathroom of this $550k house lmao. I've seen studio apartments with better design

@IwriteOK @steubens7 You wouldn’t pirate a car

@drmistercody Calm down Veruca Salt

Absolute pathetic little freak.

@O0psieDaisy_ @BadMedicalTakes So much to unpack

@BadMedicalTakes at this point this ain't even a bad medical take it's just a bad take in general

Lately I’ve been thinking about if I’m murdered I have to make sure I can get the killer’s DNA for the police to catch them. And that’s how I stopped biting my nails.

@MariaDeCotis I’m sure if you just give him a minute he’ll dig himself out

@BettyIsHappy @atensnut Lol just poppin in to ask for that citation

@atensnut Google is now stating the 20-40yr olds are having 30% increase in heart attacks but they are only saying since covid, not vaxxed.they won't admit its only vaxxed! Still holding out that damn lie

This is so good….. I could play it over and over and over.

@MovieHooligan @charliekirk11 Too easy

@charliekirk11 Satanic panic pearl clutching. Cool stuff. Very retro.

Definitely not a spiritual war.

@scotttopia @charliekirk11 Well he’s doing a horrible job

@charliekirk11 “The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he did not exist.”