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Ultra_Pear 🍐
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24 | Variety Speedrunner, largely of Mario Kart, Metroid, and Neon White | Advocate for Correctness in Politics | @salvador_mist ❤️
Biologic Space Laboratories Katılım Eylül 2018
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Patreonslop: when a cosplayer online does a "cosplay" that just consists of a wig and unrelated lingerie. Boooooooriiiiiiiing
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@caybiee how would you feel if you didnt eat breakfast today?
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If I was terminally online (like I am right now) and also the one that ran the 1:59:41, I'd probably kill myself
John Bistline@JEBistline
The 2-hour marathon was this generation's 4-minute mile. People debated whether human physiology could do it. The once-inconceivable achievement was broken today not by one runner, but two! Sabastian Sawe just ran 1:59:30 in London.
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Just tried it with a little bit of ketchup, shit was pretty good #whitepeoplethings #cracker
Ultra_Pear 🍐@Ultra_PearTTV
Adding cheese to my rice might be the whitest thing I consistently do but my god it's so good
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@GOREJ1RA *Generally* yes. As a survivor, I'm just doing my thing and trying to get out. As a killer, I usually don't enjoy myself if I'm steamrolling the other team. Unless they're hanging around for saves and stuff and being annoying. Then whatever happens, happens.
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@TFG_Football All they have to do is google TFG Justin Herbert and they have all the slander they need for the rest of time
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Hey man... I have actual bad Draft Takes you could use to make me look like I don't know ball.
Ted@TeddyBallgame89
@falconsufferer I mean last year he said he loved the Mathew Golden pick and he was the steal of the draft
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Is it crazy for me to say that I think that these two perks would be so much healthier and balanced if they didn’t work together? Like imo that’s genuinely the only reason I see them in my games. Make it so Hyperfocus has to be a legit great skill check and we’re literally eating
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the fusion experience
Green Screen Videos by Murdoink@MurdoinkGS
got rid of the pause button in the dumbell guy green screen
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@Shm4yd @The_Arjanator You'll get four beams. And you will LIKE IT.
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I've been using this image as the contact photo for my stepdad since 2018
South Park seasons 1-5 on DVD@UtadaHikaruVEVO
I have completely lost the ability to take this art of Ganondorf seriously
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@Shark3ozero Why are you disagreeing with {{BLACK WOMAN}}? Yeah we may have bribed her to push "moderate dem" propaganda, but... as a man, speaking over {{INSERT ASTROTURFED BLACK WOMAN HERE}}? You're starting to sound like problematics medias, Mr. "Progressive" 🥱
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moderate dems can only ever blame others for their own failures its its why they never learn
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"What I would do" mock draft that I made without knowing anything about the draft class this year
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I think airlines are the only industry you unequivocally cannot say this about
Billy Procida@TheBillyProcida
why can't multi-billion-dollar companies just make 20% less for a little while?
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The world is such a beautiful place, both preserved and corrupted at the hands of man
NASA's Kennedy Space Center@NASAKennedy
The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍 This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: go.nasa.gov/4ak4Cdu
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