Neofoid

yes i know there was a typo in my tweet it was a stylistic choice and intentional

This liquor is telling me it’s chocolate shake time

jk rowling and fetterman exchange mold spores

@yakubbsmonster weird animal. would be a good dog maybe.

Sniffs you

cool

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

The existence of a “parent company” implies the existence of a “gay son company” and even a “thot daughter company”

alexa play fart sound effect volume 10

@MutantTaurus i cant even hide inside for a week so people cant see me even though id like to

@neofoid ouch that sucks, itll heal tho

i fucked my face up so bad bro i wanna kms

@MutantTaurus i tried waxing my facial hair so i wouldnt need to shave as often but instead of pulling out hairs the wax strips just fucked up my skin

@neofoid what happened?

siri what is transgender porn

friend new world order

stealing zip ties from my work to secure them to the belt

alice lc1 flc arrived, mag pouches missing alice clips, #scammed

I used to tickle boys on the school bus because im a rapist

not eating an entire sleeve of ritz crackers 😌

battlefield predicted all of this by the way

"i just think the kids should be left alone"

"im not political" meaning a guy thats too embarrased to admit hes a republican proven right again award