Umbi
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I don’t get up in the middle of the night because I’m a night owl. That’s not the reason for 3am posts. It’s because my female dog is nearly 16 years old and she likes to wake me up to go outside to wander around at 3am. At her age, she gets what she wants.
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@LondonRiverSFW Afternoon from the U.K. nice way to start the day. To bully politicians . ❤️ 😍 it.
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45 today 👀 still childish but at least I know how to have a laugh 🤣
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The modern young male despises women, makes his opinion known, and then complains that women don’t want to sleep with him and tries to make sense of it by accusing women of being shallow.
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@Shay_Sights No mango tree's ❤️ I come over without a visa 🤣🤣🤣. I'm some Jameson tho
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The question of whether or not porn is unhealthy, addictive, contributes ED, leads to divorce, causes unrealistic expectations about relationships or body image, etc., is irrelevant in censorship discussions.
If we banned or heavily restricted things just for being bad for us, we’d have ended cheeseburgers long ago.
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We’ve gotta have more rules about screen time in my house.
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Follow along as I rebuild an abandoned beach resort in Mahahual, Mexico. My heart & soul belongs to Paraiso Del Angels. 🏝️🇲🇽🐠
@watchOFTV @YouTube
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Me: I promise I won’t get all political at the party.
Three drinks later:
Tony Michaels 🎙@thetonymichaels
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