Ed Umstead

@middleseatsimon I once hit one so far left it changed gender

I am pulling tee balls further left than Elizabeth Warren right now As a serial slicer off the tee, I am currently in a dark dark place

@TiffanyFong You look gorgeous!

FISH HEAD TIFFANY FONG 😤

@TiffanyFong You?🥴

name a man who sits down to pee

@ScootsTU Is he a point guard?

If he can shoot like advertised this will end up being a great pickup. No complaints on this one

@aokstott Every major league player and D1 can make that play

a great play by bryce harper

@eternaltxts Join the club

hey i fucked up my entire life. what do i do now

@greg16676935420 I don’t understand

Tomorrow is Friday

@flushingitgolf Let’s leave him alone for now

Tiger Woods’ private jet landed in Zurich, Switzerland earlier today. Zurich is home to some of the most luxurious treatment facilities in the world. Tiger released a statement earlier this week to say he was taking some time away to seek treatment and focus on his health.

@JayTC53 Your absolutely correct. Plus that bridge can be fixed

"Trump bombed a civilian bridge, this is a war crime" 1. No its not a war crime 2. If Iran uses it to move troops, weapons etc it's fair game. 3. Welcome to war idiots.

@TiffanyFong So

i now identify as a they/them.

@Bighugh53 714

What yall think Tiger was on?? #RecklesSpeculation

@Microinteracti1 BS

Nobody in the Trump administration planned for Iran to shut the Strait of Hormuz. Nobody planned for sustained missile strikes on American bases across the Gulf. Nobody planned for an energy crisis. Nobody planned for Europe to look at Washington, shrug, and walk the other way. Nobody, it turns out, planned for very much at all. Read the accounts of how this war was decided and you are left with one deeply uncomfortable realisation: the people who launched it appear to have been genuinely surprised by almost everything that followed. The Iranians shot back. The allies didn’t show up. The oil price went vertical. All of it, apparently, news to them. Which leaves two questions so obvious they’re almost embarrassing to ask. What exactly did they think was going to happen? And did anyone, in any room, at any point, think further ahead than the applause? Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@ProBetter4 @HoopDirt Wishful thinking

@HoopDirt I thought that said head basketball coach for a second

JOB POSTING: Assistant Men’s Basketball Coach – Temple University hoopdirt.com/job/assistant-…

@lady_valor_07 I have one every other day after the front 9 and im 70 haha

WHAT ADULT IS STILL OUT HERE EATING PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICHES

@robwilliswba @B7I4N_

@MasiahPG11 Thanks for coming to TU! Love your game!!!

Thank you blinn💙🖤

@AdamMack8727 Doesn’t he get like $1.25 mil. ? Cut that and give it to the players

Temple was 2nd in the AAC in January. They had a 7 game winning streak. Everything looked great. They then had a massive collapse, finished 10th in the conference, and barely made the AAC Tournament. Excused for NIL and resources can be made in the offseason, but that collapse falls on Adam Fisher and his staff. The inability to recruit a big man, the terrible coaching decisions, and massive collapse has to fall on Fisher. It has been confirmed that Adam Fisher signed an extension and will be back no matter what next season. You can't expect anything different from the Owls next season. @AATSports_

@MarkKaboly Bro no. Its like 2min and 20 sec

World's longest pee is 8.5 minutes. I've had my share of 90-second ones but 8.5 minutes has to be one of the most unbreakable records in the world.

@NBCSPhilly Hes at the wbbc dipshit

@NBCSPhilly No harper as usual

Look who showed up to support Jesús Luzardo during his press conference for a big-time extension with the Phillies.

@ArcainiLuke Hes at the wbbc

@ArcainiLuke No harper ?

The whole Phillies team is at Jesus Luzardo's press conference. Luzardo says the connection he's built with the organization and the guys in the clubhouse is a big factor in agreeing to an extension.