Elijah Zinselmeier

@MLB There can only be one!

Tarps Off is sweeping the nation! Tonight the craze hits Tropicana Field 🤣

@LukeSlabaugh @SFAClubBsbl @Chilis

@SFAClubBsbl Sorry @Chilis I thought this was America

We tried but sadly they didn’t let us do tarps off in Chilis. We’re there in spirit

@Swinn0 @AidanHunter631

@AidanHunter631 Who let the dogs out into what the dog doin

They’re 100% playing ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’ during the match

poor gorilla

It’s Game 7 of the World Series, bases loaded, 2 outs, tie game, in the bottom of the 9th. You can choose any batter in baseball in their prime to get you a hit… WHO DO YOU CHOOSE?

@briancagegmsi The swolverine

Best physique in the biz. When I'm back on TV it'll be the best version you've seen of me.

@BluesReactor @drophockeyshow @ernie_ball13 @StLouisBlues

@drophockeyshow @ernie_ball13 @StLouisBlues 69 goal scorer but okay

Auston Matthews would love to be a St. Louis Blue

@NHLJets Aaaaaaand then you got bounced in the SECOND round

Do you remember where you were one year ago today? We do 👀

@WrestlerHauser It’s a shame they didn’t appreciate the tour of the islands that he offers. Prime scenery

Jeff Cobb is Jeff Cobb, and anyone who doesn’t appreciate that they HAVE Jeff Cobb, shouldn’t have Jeff Cobb.

@jeremylambert88 Now just need to get that title license

AEW announcing an NFL licensing deal, a PPV, and potentially doing a world title change on TV in the middle of Mania week is peak competitive spirit.

@MLB @Cardinals Six is a serious number around these parts

Top of the 6th: Rays score SIX runs Bottom of the 6th: @Cardinals score EIGHT runs We have a wild one on #OpeningDay! 😳

@AEWonTV No lowballs, I know what I have

The stuff you find on marketplace...

@BFW St. Louis of you count the MLS as pro

I need examples of a US city with at least three pro sports teams where the NHL team is top two in fandom in the city. Boys here said Detroit, DC and Tampa. I think I’ll give them DC and Tampa, but contest Detroit. Some guys said Minnesota, I think Twins are bigger than Wild.

May just be me, but I think @NHL_On_TNT has a bit of an audio delay 🤔

@SenTuberville Or make standard time standard since it is after all standard

This weekend, millions of people in Alabama and across the country will lose an hour of sleep. This should be the LAST time we change our clocks. LOCK THE CLOCK and let’s make Daylight Saving Time YEAR-ROUND.

@slickChihuahua @SecWar @GovPritzker Illinois still has a plant from Boeing there

@SecWar Congrats @GovPritzker on losing Boeing. ... and Caterpillar, Citadel, Tyson Foods, Morton Salt, TTX, Peak6 and more.

Congrats on moving your headquarters back to St. Louis, Boeing. Build fast — for the warfighters 🇺🇸

@SECBarstool So winner gets Greenland right?

Friendly reminder that Denmark has zero SEC championships.

@WrestlingCovers On the way to Ring of Honor

NO NO NO!!!!! STEVE MACLIN IS FIRED. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! #TNAiMPACT #TNAonAMC

@andycomplains @AEW Hell yeah brother 🔪

Butcher and Blade are back bitch. @AEW