Marquis Aven

(( Aven's not inactive - just moved RP into private settings, because I know for sure setting this account private won't keep a certain group of people who are against the very existence of this char from reporting any IC interaction in order to get the account locked/banned. ))

@GreytideSkye Wait does that mean they kicked you out too

@UnGaAlUntAl they ousted you from the bluewall, you're on normie twitter now

What kind of time line did I wake up in that everyone is apparently dead save for Skye

@GreytideSkye Ok that actually makes sense I did keep just fucking around with everyone here for personal amusement and furthering the demonic agenda you know what that is fair

@rxmen_noodles just pirate it like a normal person then

(( With how Twitter is ceasing to work, it's increasingly unlikely I will keep checking accounts, since Tweetdeck isn't allowing multiple of them on display at once anymore. Find me around Discord at Kz#7434 , or around FFXIV or something. ))

Open for commissions again! It's a bit sudden, but 😅 Same as always, six slots open, and ToS here docs.google.com/document/d/1lw…

You are not immortal

@GreytideSkye You simply need springier peels. Slippery is not good enough if I am still pushing against the ground. It needs to push off it.

@UnGaAlUntAl yeah they lose slipperiness after four or five adventurers I also didn't bring out the "declaration of war" bananas that have slipped people into minutes-long comas. Or the banana spiders.

I do wonder at which part of their way all those self proclaimed heroes who made their oath to strike me down and I never even encountered fell

@GreytideSkye So that was what I stepped on You know they are not as slippery as popular human culture would have you think right It did not make me fall backwards feet on the air above my head no. I just simply skid a couple inches in my previous trajectory carried by momentum. Unbothered.

@UnGaAlUntAl whoops I put a banana peel on your front porch, that might have been it

@DrLevsky Truly written as someone who has not received a single message in about half a year

My life is so hard, I just don't know what to do with all of my fame & fortune........ 😭

@StakerHopkins @thamynadamus Right

@thamynadamus Perhaps five? Either way, I suppose the closest I get to "demonic possession" is occasionally being inconvenienced by their gore in my hair.

@chris_talamh Accessibility

Why the fuck does hell have an elevator?

Happy Day of Birth @StakerHopkins

(( Just nuked out of being relevant one of the biggest FFXIV EU communities for being transphobic, AMA ))

@KyttanSWL no I thought we agreed the other way around

Hmmmm... @UnGaAlUntAl Meet me in the park! I must strike you! For cake! ♥

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@KyttanSWL EQ question Mark

@UnGaAlUntAl IQ doth not equal EQ!

It's that time of year again, Aven! Horns are out? Oui. Nails are sharpened? Oui. Kidnapped Bo'Jangle in a grand display of slightly twisted-affection...merde. @UnGaAlUntAl

@KyttanSWL I said artificed not undermined

@UnGaAlUntAl What? I see dumb creatures trick people into thinking they are brilliant all the time...it is the snail oil selling, and the carpet bagger...that blond female in the black turtleneck