Ho'Thulu the Dank One.

Mind control All my thoughts are mine to hold All down in my spinal cord Bitch this ain't my final form

When you amd your kid speak the same, disturbing language.... And the fact that he and Maisy can interpret my sausage fingers typing is kind cool

@MomsPostingLs Yeah, if she lied to him about her Financials ( "Can you cover me?" Or "I can't pay for the wedding because my paycheck hardly makes it to the month end!") Then he is within his rights to leave. She deceived him, and that was wrong. Point blank.

Who is in the wrong?

Been taking nightly walks with my son and the Bubba dawg. Trying to be a touch healthier since I hit 61. FML..... bit at least I don't LOOK my age. Right? Right????????

@tufdave Sometime you just gotta realize that long term relationships just aint for you.

My sister got her 4th divorce today and my dad crashing out in the family group chat

@murdernova Lol looking more like your dad every year.... Sigh. Look more like my mom.every year, too.

I had to address some of the wild comments I’ve been getting recently…. promise I’m good guys😂

@Styx666Official I had a stroke when I was 26. I had to learn how to speak again. I still have trouble pronouncing certain words, have trouble getting words out, but I recovered. It's hard, but you are just stubborn enough to make it thru!

I had a stroke lol I can write, and I can kind of make videos, but my ability to read has been greatly diminished. One of my favorite things in life has been stolen from me. people will say this is attention seeking or something. I told you I was dying. I wasn't joking,

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA He taught me first aide, how to identify and splint a broken bone, how to avoid backdrafts and hot doors in house fires, amd even some arson investigation. He was AWESOME. Died in July and not a day goes by that I don't hear him saying in exasperation "I don't know, ask ur mom"

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA My dad was more of a "raised his oldest daughter like a son because she beat up all the boys in the neighborhood and was a tomboy" kinda dad. His nickname for me growing up was "s#it for brains". It takes all kinds, but he loved me! Miss him so much..... the ass. Lol

Men raise their daughters and sons differently.

Gotta love YouTube scientific shorts, man. Instead of saying "young mice vs old mice" or even Elderly they say "Finely Aged vs Fresh". Gotta search for humor these days, I'm tellin' ya.

Only 10pm and already some gal hurtled into a tree at the end of my block. Starting early.....

So FREAKING TIRED of people talking about "Central California Radiation Fog". No, just...no. Unseasably early rain + cold + warm dirt = Tule Fog (super thick fog that doesn't clear for DAYS to WEEKS. It is NORMAL not some tinfoil hat gubbermint conspiracy. SHEESH.

Finally out of the hospital just in time for Turkey day. Wooo hoooo!! (Hospitals really need to do something about the food, I am telling you.)

Hey all. Been off for a min. Had a few deaths in the fam, lost my Gammy and Pops, got an awesome job, been in a dedicated long term relationship with myself for a while. But I am me. You are you. And we are we. So. Have fun with it. I do!

That feeling when you are driving 80mph down the 99 at 3am, with Pink Floyd blasting on the radio, and a text comes thru, and the notification noise is the Jumpscare from FNAF 1. Nearly got in a wreck, covering my ears. Lol

Is it really a Wednesday if my kids aren't awoken at 4am by me cussing out the dogs for being loud when I get home? No. It isn't. Have some awesome pics tho.

@thatumbrellaguy Hate to say it, but machete attacks are pretty common here in Cali. Almost every home has a machete, for gardening or protection. Hell, even I have a couple, 1 in garage and 1 near the front door, just in case.

Let's visit Hollywood and check out the - machete attacks?

It even dropped during typing this tweet 4 times!!!! Help!!!

As a full time caregiver with 3 clients over the age of 85, this is absolutely unacceptable. The @TMobile store in Merced CA tried to help. Please! Help! Even my daughter's brand new phone has been doing this since the update! @Android here are some screens for info

Hey @TMobile and @Android and @SamsungUS ever since the last android update, my phone continuously drops all data and cell connection, causing me to need to restart the phone to fix it. All this since 7/13 with the update. Got a new SIM and it won't work still!

We can have a fistfight We can talk bout that shit, you better hit right Fuck a #, I'ma fold him like a bitch tight I need another belt buckle and a piss light We can have a fistfight, we can have a fistfight music.youtube.com/watch?v=WfVGRm…

Bar fight music like Tarantino I'ma k!ll Bill with the tip of my blade I'ma take you out of the body to jump on the man Why you Fing like that if you don't want to fade?