Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿
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Squirrel Girl (Doreen Green)🐿
@UnbeatableFluff
I'm here to Kick Butts and Eat Nuts.... not always in that order! (#MarvelRP 616 Doreen but using all art of SG. Not associated with Jerks.) PFP by @evil_rise7


Before they know it, both are at the falafel stand. "How exciting. A new Earth food I have yet to sample. And I am to eat them with my two new friends."

"Eh, don't worry about it. Apparently, some 2099 heroes freed her from Alchemax control. She's fine now and probably grateful you went easy on her."

"But this one still works! And it's sturdy too." After taking her phone back, Jun slaps it into her other palm a few times to demonstrate. "But great to have your number on hand. Now I can alert you if I run into any squirrel-beast creatures, or something. It could happen."


"I guess I'll be fine as long as I have the brave Squirrel Girl accompanying me. But yes, you can have my phone number. I'll pay for your Ice cream." She suddenly produced her phone, which she neglected to upgrade for years. "Put your number in here."


Da. And I'm not allowing that Alchemax future where they clone me into a computer-brained cyborg to happen anyway.

"I haven't been to a festival in a long time. I uh, I'd be just a tad bit nervous, but so long as there are people freakier looking than me, it should be fine."

It is too silly to begin with! It just can't be done. The ice cream and contact info will inevitably happen. No idea what the Stark Expo is though. Sounds too fancy...


"It is wonderful! Nothing makes me happier than flying beside and fighting alongside Kal-El! He is the shining light of Earth and... he is my hero." Admiration and love pour through her words.


How can we continue fighting seriously like that???

// Our muses fight. What music plays?

🎶 I get knocked down, then I get up again nuthin’ ever’s gonna keep me down! 🎶

“Gotta hurry up, and get dressed. It’s karaoke night, #Shulkie Nation!”



"Illyana...I love it... Where'd you get something like....You know what, nevermind, I won't question the Queen of Limbo. Thank youuuuu"

His crimes are not just against the X-Men... They are grammatical.


