Spider-Man

Welcome, True Believer! Here’s where I talk to my friends from home, across the Spider-Verse and also you! Just @ me. Unless I’m chasing down a Goblin or trying to stop a Rhino because, you know... Great power, great responsibility. - Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

@UnbeatableFluff Happy Birthday!!

"My Birthday is already so awesome! Thanks for the shout outs and gifts so far, Guys! Much love to my peeps."

When she hops across dimensions to tell you three hours of sleep doesn’t affect her at all.

Happy Father’s Day, Uncle Ben. Miss you.

When Jonah somehow makes me the villain of the Knicks championship win.

Updating my pop culture zingers to include 2026 references. You’re welcome, Gen Z. #HowsItGoingFellowKids

That Friday feeling.

Not sure doing whatever a spider can extends to thrift store shopping to find parts for webshooters but here we are.

@SpiderBeat Pest control.

Wyd?

When Friday arrives, just as I predicted it would.

@SpiderBeat Let’s go!

So…do I even need to ask?

Does whatever a Jedi can… May the 4th be with you!

That Monday feeling.

Friday web-swing! Who’s with me?

What makes your face go

Astonishing! An attack administered by the Axis of Alliterated Archvillians!

Parker Luck is when you defeat Electro, change out of your insulated costume into a regular suit, pick the best lunch spot in Lower Manhattan and then hear “I will smite thee, foul knave!” as a giant lightning cloud forms directly above you.

Eh, what’s up Doc?

You know it’s Monday when…

How is it Wednesday already??

Just a regular day in the life of a superhero.