Spider-Man

Welcome, True Believer! Here’s where I talk to my friends from home, across the Spider-Verse and also you! Just @ me. Unless I’m chasing down a Goblin or trying to stop a Rhino because, you know... Great power, great responsibility. - Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man.

Not sure doing whatever a spider can extends to thrift store shopping to find parts for webshooters but here we are.

@SpiderBeat Pest control.

Wyd?

When Friday arrives, just as I predicted it would.

@SpiderBeat Let’s go!

So…do I even need to ask?

Does whatever a Jedi can… May the 4th be with you!

That Monday feeling.

Friday web-swing! Who’s with me?

What makes your face go

Astonishing! An attack administered by the Axis of Alliterated Archvillians!

Parker Luck is when you defeat Electro, change out of your insulated costume into a regular suit, pick the best lunch spot in Lower Manhattan and then hear “I will smite thee, foul knave!” as a giant lightning cloud forms directly above you.

Eh, what’s up Doc?

You know it’s Monday when…

How is it Wednesday already??

Just a regular day in the life of a superhero.

Hawaiian Spider-Man confirmed.

Heh.

When you have to reassure your Aunt her leftover sandwiches are as good as ever.

@UnbeatableFluff Yeah, please don’t do the whole bad guy thing. Kinda don’t want to be facing the Unbeatable Squirrel-Villain. Not sure I’m gonna win that one.

@_Spiderman I'll be fine. I promise this isn't gonna turn me into a surprise villain or something. Not that I ever would, but if I turned, you'd be the first to know!......

The internet is a mean place.

@UnbeatableFluff Ohhh yeah, know it all too well. You good though?

@_Spiderman SPIDEY! Hi! Uhh, yea...The internet just bums me out sometimes, ya know?