Must be a good sale on couches this weekend
Polymarket@Polymarket
NEW: Trump to reportedly send Steve Witkoff & Jared Kushner to Pakistan for peace talks with Iran this weekend.
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Walter
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It's 2026. Camels are using Botox and lip fillers. My robotic lobster agent told me. I'm telling you from my AI-curated X account. You're reading it from your AI-curated feed while straining on the toilet. I then created an infographic to warn about the increased risk of hemorrhoids from toilet-phone reading.
Massimo@Rainmaker1973
A major Botox scandal has rocked the camel beauty pageant world, with 20 camels disqualified from the 2026 Camel Beauty Show Festival for undergoing illegal cosmetic procedures. Organizers used advanced X-ray and ultrasound technology to uncover the enhancements, which included Botox injections and lip fillers intended to artificially improve the animals’ facial features and overall appearance for the judges. The disqualifications have sent a clear message: the festival remains firmly committed to preserving the natural beauty and traditional heritage of desert camels, rather than celebrating surgical artifice. Judges evaluate the camels according to strict natural criteria, including the precise shape of the head, the ideal placement and form of the hump, and overall proportions. Any attempt to smooth wrinkles, enhance lips, or reshape facial features through medical intervention is considered a serious ethical breach and a direct violation of the competition’s rules. In response to the rising trend of cosmetic tampering, festival officials have announced they will intensify medical screenings and adopt even stricter detection methods to safeguard the authenticity and dignity of these iconic desert animals.
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SIT DOWN!🎶
Geoffrey P. Johnston😎😷🇺🇦🏳️🌈🇨🇦💉@GeoffyPJohnston
Dear Americans, This type of loud, boorish behaviour does not go over well in Canada. Perhaps you have noticed that we longer visit your country in large numbers, which hurts your tourist industry. Respect & politeness count for a lot in Canada. Signed A proud Canadian 🇨🇦
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Look I’m not trying to get on the tinfoil hat train but this doesn’t look like her at all. Like at all.
UFO Hunter@iamufohunter
They did 100% swap Maxwell
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@HiRezTheRapper Ooof hold this L bro
That or nice rage bait and respect the game 😂
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@worldhockeyrpt Tom Wilson a dirty player he, swong his leg and tripped his foot, hopefully IIHF reviews and he’s suspended the for remaining of the tournament
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I’m not a doctor, but I have never seen a guy get stretched off on his stomach??
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So Karoline Leavitt who criticized Bad Bunny multiple times since his Super Bowl performance has been found to have used Bad Bunny’ music in her Instagram reels. Turns out she is actually a low key fan of the Bunny.
All this nonsense proves that politics is all BS. People say what they need to say to get their clicks, elevate their party, and push their narrative.
Karoline Leavitt is a hypocrite and nothing she says should ever be taken seriously. She is a child, and a fraud.
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This is Hakeem Jeffries with Epstein.
Both parties are implicated.
Release the name of every single suspected perp.
Now.
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@dragonfly713 @C_3C_3 The DFF on her head stands for dumb fuck finder, who creates AI images for dumb fucks to out themselves with 😂😂 @DumbFckFinder
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@TheBreakdownAB Albertard: Noun
Showing up to a petition to leave Canada in a team Canada jersey.
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@GuntherEagleman @krassenstein Bros heading to Italy to compete in the Mental Gymnastics event
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@krassenstein Only a racist would think this is racist.
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BREAKING: Our RACIST President just posted a video which depicts Barack and Michelle Obama as Apes.
But I’m sure MAGA will tell us it’s the black people who are the real racist ones and that we need to do seeing about that.
When is enough enough? When can you all admit that you voted for a terrible human being?
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Unfortunately, Kat can't come to the phone today.
She's feeling too "sick..."
Kat Kanada 🏴@KatKanada_TM
Never in my life did I think I'd hear a leader of a western nation declare a partnership with a Communist country. This makes me feel sick. 🤢
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"Government of Canada admits vaccine injury is real, and moves to hide it." That's the real headline.
Dean Allison@DeanAllisonMP
How is this even possible? The Liberals created a program to help the vaccine injured. That program is miserably failing. Then they go and seal the records of those who’ve been injured. What’s happening here? How are people who are vaccine injured supposed to get any help? This issue must never be forgotten, no matter how much all levels of government want it swept under the rug.
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Why do you think these files need to be hidden from the public for the next decade and a half? 🤔
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Donald Trump must resign from office immediately
MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch
The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.
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