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@2ray_degenemax This one is my favorite

お気に入りのパッチです。 かなり好きなので袋から出さずに取っておいてる。

@internett_baby Yea, my room is filled with empty cans of beer.

Do guys mark their territory like girls do? I like to spray my perfume on their bed/clothes or leave hair related items around.

@tuuu28283 Short and scrawny guys are cute tho

アメリカの兄弟達に質問なんだけど アメリカの兄弟達と比べて日本人って身長も低くて貧弱そうなのに 日本人になんでそんなに優しいの？？ 最近、日本人よりアメリカの兄弟や他の国の人の方がリプとかが優しい😎

@aaliyahvtuber_ I've already answered this before, but no. I do have sex with my girlfriend when she's around, but when she isn't I'm usually jacking off to gay porn instead.

Do men really jack off to ur pics when they have a crush on u

@val_does_stuff2 Have you ever tried employment?

I need owner to save this stupid puppy amab!!! >.<

@WaifuverseAI I don't even love my girlfriend that I have now and she's an 11/10. I'd rather not have to put in 3x the effort only to shoulder all of their individual issues and shit.

Is it better to have one 10/10 wife or 3x 6/10 wives ?

@moonchild23580 5 pairs of Crye G3 Combat Pants and 2 cartons of cigarettes

Be honest:What would make you happy right now?

I keep seeing womb asmr trending, should I do bussy asmr

@WitchfulCorgi They forgot to swap accounts

Dog wtf is this shit XD

@Velvecute I'm lucky to end up in Tennessee because I'm a raging alcoholic and my uncle distills moonshine.

NO cheating post your last saved image without any context 💀

@Evnrr_ I have to use both my hands and sometimes my feet

私、左利きがめっっっちゃ性癖なんですけど、 左利きの人って左手で手マソするんですか……？ 流石に右手…？

@basedganyu WHAT

🚨BREAKING🚨 North Carolina is seeking alternatives to the death penalty. Governor Josh Stein stated that the death penalty was "antiquated and cruel," and a "modern" punishment should be used instead. The "rape penalty" has been proposed as a potential replacement. Thoughts?

@itaxhis Me and my homies usually share videos of buff men kissing or shaking their ass with the caption "us."

girls share boob pics. what do men share

@prisyum The best car is the type that is big and heavy so you can PIT other drivers off the road. It's the adult version of bumper cars.

my lil sib refuses to believe theres any functional difference between an suv and sedan bc theyre both lumped under car colloquially

@moonchild23580 Alcohol

At your lowest, who talks to you ?

@icyanu @tsukkiyomi1i He who lives in fear dies in shame.

@UncWisdom420 @tsukkiyomi1i Exactly idk why he’s ashamed

Crazy cos @tsukkiyomi1i told me he does the same

@aaliyahvtuber_ Women are worth their weight in dog food

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence "Women are..."

@Evnrr_ You know how paratroopers bloused their pants? Well, that's what I do with my foreskin.

ずっっと気になってたんだけど、 皮被りの男の人って、おてぃんてぃんの中に毛が絡まったりしないんですか？？ 食い込んで痛そう。。。。。