Unclad Lad

@AnnChildersMD @Matt_Pinner damn! I was just going to say "eggs". You win!

@Matt_Pinner Meatzza (pizza with an all-meat crust)

What are you eating for 20 days straight?

@hadasiposy I survived

@realDaveFeldman Whatever it is isn't good.

If you laughed at this... ... you are my people

@hadasiposy In a beachside resort a few months ago. Went down to the outdoor restaurant & they told me to put on shoes. I told hostess I was offended by their bigotry. She looked at me as if I was joking. I kept my serious face & went back up. the rest of my party just rolled their eyes

@DanteLlanten creo que si

@UncladLad tu dices que es casualidad?

«El hombre que no se lavó el cuerpo en 67 años», forzado por los aldeanos a tomar un baño, muere repentinamente meses después ▼Resumen ・Historia real de Amou Haji (94 años), un ermitaño que vivía en un pueblo de Irán ・Firmemente convencido de que «el jabón y el agua atraen enfermedades», rechazó por completo el baño durante más de medio siglo ・Su dieta principal eran «cadáveres de animales atropellados por autos (ya en putrefacción)», bebía agua de «bidones oxidados de aceite» y, en lugar de cigarrillos, fumaba «estiércol de animales», llevando un estilo de vida que ignoraba por completo los principios de la medicina moderna ▼Estado de salud impactante ・Tras un examen realizado por especialistas de la Universidad de Teherán, se descubrió que había desarrollado el «sistema inmunológico más fuerte», capaz de rechazar incluso parásitos ・Como resultado de llevar la insalubridad al extremo, paradójicamente obtuvo un cuerpo invencible y alcanzó una longevidad de 94 años ▼Un final irónico ・En 2022, los aldeanos, que ya no podían soportarlo, lo convencieron y lograron meterlo en «un baño» por primera vez en unos 70 años ・Sin embargo, al perder la «barrera de suciedad» que lo había acompañado durante tanto tiempo, su salud se deterioró apenas unos meses después del baño y falleció poco después

@DanteLlanten si alguien tiene 94 anos puede morir por qualquier razon. bano o no.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ I could probably do it at my age of 58 but I couldn't do it with arms alone. I would have to use my legs like they taught us in the Marines.

This man’s name is Kim. He is 77 years old. These guys on the beach were challenging people to see who could climb the rope to the top. 77 years old or in his case, young, and making it look as easy as if he was in still in college. I would surmise that he is in the top .01% of his age bracket. I hope to be half as agile as he is at that age. Phenomenal shape. Do you think you’ll be able to climb that when you’re his age?

@ThomasSowell workers want 20 dollars an hour. people want cheap fries. this is what you get

Coming soon to a fast food spot near you.

@CollinRugg too early in the morning for this shit. I'm generally opposed to the death penalty because too many people have been executed and later proved to have been innocent. But when you have a freak like this dead to rights, then I say nothing is off the table.

NEW: FedEx driver who is accused of abducting and strangling a seven-year-old girl, puts his face in his hand as a photo is displayed of him driving her to her death. 7-year-old Athena Strand was seen standing behind Tanner Horner in his FedEx truck. Athena was allegedly snatched by Horner when he was delivering a Barbie doll to her home in Paradise, Texas. Horner initially claimed that he accidentally hit the girl with the truck before "panicking" and pulling her into the vehicle. He said he then strangled her in the vehicle and dumped the body 7 miles from the home. The photo, however, shows that Athena was alert in the truck and did not appear to have been struck by the truck. Wise County District Attorney James Stainton says the jury will see footage on the day of the killing, depicting the moment Athena was strangled to death. "Somebody covered up the camera because they don't want you to see. Guess what? Audio is still running, and you're going to hear it. You're going to hear what a 250-pound man can do to a 67-pound child," he said. "And when I say it's horrible, I mean it. I've been doing this for 25 years, and I promise you, buckle up." Horner qualifies for the death penalty.

@goddek but it is for me. I'm investigating access to Jeuk here in America.

Dutch humor isn’t for everyone. 😂

@AtlantisArabian @DanteLlanten porque era viejo.

@DanteLlanten ¿Cómo es posible?

@ToroSinExcusas ja ja ja

Cuatro gusanos fueron colocados en cuatro tubos de ensayo separados: 1.º en cerveza 2.º en vino 3.º en whisky 4.º en agua mineral Al día siguiente, el maestro muestra el resultado. El 1.º gusano en cerveza, muerto. El 2.º en vino, muerto. El 3.º en whisky, muerto. El 4.º en agua mineral, vivo y saludable. El maestro pregunta a la clase: ¿Qué aprendemos de esta experiencia? Y un niño responde: El que bebe cerveza, vino y whisky, no tiene gusanos.

@Sahrish1278 I count 14

Eyes Test 12 or 13..?

@lady_valor_07 curtain weights

Nope, not ornaments. My friend is going through the house where her grandma and aunt lived their whole lives and finding weird stuff. Apparently these are solid and very heavy; too heavy to hang on a tree. What are they

@PaulGolding you can do it.

Carnivore diet breakfast. Dropping weight rapidly, but bloody hell I’ve got no energy by cutting out carbs! Can only do this for a few weeks. It’s killing me.

@EmilySm43 I'd be happy

Men be honest, is this enough?

@LCHFDetective wondered if there were artificial sweeteners is all.

@UncladLad Obviously I don't think so. What makes you think so?

Things I’ve never done before today. Dropped a brand new bottle of EZ-Sweetz into an egg, water, & yeast mixture going into my wet ingredients as part of making 6 LC Mini Baguettes. Oh Boy and we shall see. diabeticchefsrecipes.com/low-carb-carba…

@Mangan150 @david_parker I was 30ish pounds over without noticing before

I'm down 53 pounds from when I quit drinking. I didn't even realize how overweight I was, until I started taking it seriously. Now, I am the lightest I have been since I was 18. Health is a key piece of a happy life.