Uncle Cuthbert

Here it comes, Gaberdine Angus, rare fillet steak, going in. Mmmmmmm Merry Easter!

Mama would have a swooning fit!

Ted here, I’m tweeting this old video to remind dad there’s some black pudding in the fridge… wink, wink. 😉 If any of our overseas followers aren’t familiar with black pudding, put simply it’s food of the Gods! ⁦@buryblackpudco⁩

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If anyone asks, you ain’t seen this, right. Nobody likes a snitch, keep schtum… 🤫

@MaisyTheCrzyPug Oh that’s a good one…*chortles*

Three postal clerks in training.

@MomGuppy @MisterPemberto1 @ScribblePug There’s nothing wrong with an innocent little game of Sardines! Pip pip!

@UncleCuthbert @MisterPemberto1 @ScribblePug 🙄🙄🙄 Me doubts that. Algie wasn't interested in a relationship. He just wanted a little pantry action. If you know what me means...😠😠😠 ❤️Lilibet

My luv @MisterPemberto1 , me found a great pic of me enjoying your sleepies bed this time last year. 😋😋😋 What a difference a year makes....☹️☹️☹️ ❤️Lilibet

@SirSpencerPug my dearest family of Spencer, we huddled around Mama as she and Cook both listened in to your interview on our newfangled Wireless, it was a splendid interview and it brought a tear to one’s eye. Pip-pip! Cuthbert and Algie

@MisterPemberto1 @MomGuppy @ScribblePug Algie’s heart doth breaketh…😪😪

@MomGuppy @ScribblePug My luv...remember that romantic carriage ride we took together...at that cute little wine bar?😍😍😍😍😍

@bumblesnot *Salutes* dear Sgt Itsy, you will be ever in our hearts!

@BellaColcombe Well thank you miss Bella!

@UncleCuthbert Yay!! I love you guys

Yes… it’s the Brindled Brothers! Twitter has stopped us putting out tweets, so we’ve hacked into Uncle Cuthbert’s account. WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED!

@MaisyTheCrzyPug @mommasboymushu Cuthbert here…they have no idea what they said but sometimes they can be controversial…besides…no blighters out there seem to have a thick skin these days, such ninnies, we can’t say anything…

@UncleCuthbert @mommasboymushu What reason could they possibly have for silencing you two boys?

@WalkandWatch Teddie here, we like that thanks pal!

@UncleCuthbert Really? No-one stops the Kray Brindle Twins! I'm sure there's a more catchy phrase! 😀

@AdorabullyBadge Well we notice that Uncle Cuthbert now has middle aged spread…too many haunches of venison…

@UncleCuthbert 😹 Ow is de auld fella anyway 🥰

@PbPammie *clicks heels* pip pip dear lady!

@UncleCuthbert Pip pip Uncle C ❤️

@Jmanic62 @Hector_Shar_Pei We’ll be back don’t worry, meanwhile we’re enjoying the plumptious upholstery and clean starched sheets here at Cuthbert Hall!

@UncleCuthbert @Hector_Shar_Pei No way !!!! you 2 cant be silenced !!! This is crazy.xx

@photoprolific Algie is doing just fine and Dandy sir!

@Mark_99nc @kath_gunn @Hector_Shar_Pei Well if she gets a wiggle on she could just make it for the last shout! *checks gold half-hunter pocket watch* not long now.

@UncleCuthbert @kath_gunn @Hector_Shar_Pei Oh, I know she doesn't have the weekends off. I meant after her long day.

Hello Alfie’s and my Twitter family. Im Stretched out on this bridge waiting for the meat on the bbq to cook. I can’t tell you how good it smells here. I’m making sure I get my fair share of it as well! Im happy as Larry whoever he is. Happy Thurs stay safe love lanny❤️

@MeatballHungry1 EXCELLENT!