Dave Webb

@notgaetti Chico Salmon?

The other guy with a fish name

@rirokpik You forgot car jacking

Blues came from Black culture. Jazz came from Black culture. Rock ’n roll came from Black culture. Funk came from Black culture. Soul came from Black culture. Hip-hop came from Black culture. Disco came from Black culture. House came from Black culture.

@SamaHoole If you made it to 18, the life expectancy in 1900 was 67. Infant and childhood mortality lowered the average

"Life expectancy has doubled since 1900, so clearly modern food is working." Yes. Brilliant point. Absolutely watertight. Tell me, when you picture a Victorian dying at thirty-eight, what do you think killed him? Was it the butter on his bread? Was it the lard in the pan? Was it the grass-fed mutton? The eggs from the yard? The unpasteurised milk straight from the cow he could see from the kitchen window? Or was it cholera, tuberculosis, dysentery, smallpox, sepsis from a splinter, childbirth in a room with no soap, a boiler explosion, a coal mine, a war, a workhouse, and the entirely reasonable medical practice of being bled by a man with a leech? We did not extend life expectancy by replacing his lard with sunflower oil. We extended it by inventing the toilet, the antibiotic, and the idea that surgeons might wash their hands occasionally. The margarine is doing nothing. The margarine is, if anything, slightly working against the project. The plumbing did the heavy lifting. Give the plumber a statue.

@jemelehill @MagicJohnson

Yes. He’s the most famous entertainer in history. All of the entertainers you mentioned can sit courtside at a NBA game. Michael Jackson could not. @MagicJohnson told the story of how he invited MJ to a Lakers game and it created so much chaos, they had to stop the game. MJ had to leave because fans were leaving their seats to try to get to him. None of the people you mentioned have that level of fame where they can’t attend public events.

@Seth_3773 11

At what age do you think a young boy / man should not cry when he’s hurt?

@fantomastisch The real reason they keep their arms like that is because they usually have a twelve-pack in each hand.

Schon gewusst? Warum halten die Iren beim Stepptanz die Arme bewegungslos am Körper? Weil zur Zeit der englischen Besatzung das Tanzen in den Pubs verboten war, aber die Patrouillen es durch die Fenster so nicht bemerken konnten. Das hat man dann bis heute so beibehalten. 🇮🇪

@james_f_thomas Gauche is a tough one but anyone who listened to Herman’s Hermits knows silhouette.

I'm frustrated that everyone is overfocusing on whether high schoolers should know the words "silhouette" and "gauche." if you actually watch the video, the alarming thing is that the kids are so stressed out at the sight of an unfamiliar word and don't even try to sound it out

@Hunter7___ All equally outstanding

Which ONE of THESE songs do you like more" I'm No Stranger to the Rain - Keith Whitley Don't Close Your Eyes - Keith Whitley Forever and Ever, Amen - Randy Travis Deeper Than the Holler - Randy Travis

@MediumSizeMeech I thought gauchos were cowboys from Argentina.

People are arguing that “silhouette” and “gauche” are not words a high schooler would/should know. Those are middle school vocabulary words, diva

@CaptainCons Add some salt if you’re in a hurry.

Coolers are always drinks first then ice on top. Allow gravity to do its thing If you’d like, you can then add a little water

@GuntherEagleman This would be the best day to watch it.

Anyone else watching the Kentucky Derby today?

@jaketapper That’s why his posts are called ‘truths’

The president posted this about House Democratic Leader Jeffries shortly after 11 pm last night.

@JackKennedy Ewer lying

The word “Asp” has become a crutch to the NYT crossword writers room

@ashleyschendel 90% of SNAP users don’t know how to make soup.

A hot rotisserie chicken should have been allowed on SNAP a long time ago. It makes no sense that someone could buy soda and snack food but not a cooked chicken that can become dinner tonight, lunch tomorrow, soup, tacos, or chicken salad later in the week. That is the kind of cheap, useful grocery store protein that helps a family stretch food.

@20th_Centurygal Positively Fourth Street

Name a song where the title is never mentioned in the lyrics.

@ProudSocialist The space aliens have forbidden the use of nukes.

What the fuck. A US Admiral just briefed Trump on preparations for a new wave of strikes to deliver the “final blow” to Iran. Final blow sounds like they’re planning to use nukes. This should concern everyone. The people of Iran are not our enemy. Our own corrupt government is.

@JacobsFieldRBW Wickman

I’m bored this morning remind me of a Cleveland reliever or utility player with a cult following 10+ years ago

@Hunter7___ Hank Sr The Hag Willie Possum

Since my following has gotten somewhat bigger, it's time to revisit this question. What is your Mount Rushmore of country music? Mine has to be: George Jones, Waylon Jennings, Merle Haggard, and Vern Gosdin.

@realcountry1953 In the 1950s, Akron was home to more people who were born in West Virginia than any city in West Virginia.

Born, raised, and never left Ohioan here. This is spot-on. Southern Ohio, where I live, is STILL hick filled, thankfully.

@Airaasayss 51 people enter the room. It doesn’t say how many were already in the room. Push the red button.

How many people are still in the room🤔🤔 Think you can solve this???