Jack Klompus

@Bunny_ngl Finnegan

I need a dog name that sounds like it comes from a wealthy family!

@OleTimeHardball Bob

Who is your all-time favorite MLB announcer? 1. Vin Scully 2. Ernie Harrell 3. Mel Allen 4. Harry Caray 5. Jack Buck 6. Harry Kalas 7. Joe Garagiola 8. Marty Brennaman 9. Jon Miller 10. Bob Uecker

@Its_shee_ Thick and furry

Men, do you find it attractive when hairy?

@PeriklesGREAT Drunkard and The Ho

What would you call this Presidential Team?

@BartWinklerShow See ya next time !

I would rather die than carry a Kwik Trip Rewards card in my wallet

7 for me! 😆

@PeriklesGREAT Fully functioning knees

Name ONE thing?

@enjoyer_liberty Goodfellas Shawshank The Departed The Patriot Braveheart Tombstone Unforgiven Gangs of New York Blow Dazed and Confused

The top 10 best movies of all time, according to me. The order changes from time to time. 1. Heat 2. No Country for Old Men 3. The Godfather 4. The Departed 5. A Few Good Men 6. Scent of a Woman 7. Goodfellas 8. Eyes Wide Shut 9. Training Day 10. The Patriot Thoughts?

@Oceanbreeze473 2 things that never lie.......little kids and yoga pants.

90% of women who wear yoga pants don’t do yoga. 100% of straight men don’t care.

@PeriklesGREAT RAM JAM

What does he have on his 8-Track ? 🎸🎵🎹🎻🥁

@LarryJones F NO

If your bill comes with a service charge, do you still tip on top of that?

@steeler4ever79 Old man had one of these since I came home in a car seat . Mom was driving it when the motor blew. I was 14 or 15 would have been mine . Never got to drive it . But growing up riding shotgun and shifting for Dad ripping around was were good times. 1974 BMW 2002 Tii

I wish I still had my Dads 1984 Chevy Corvette. It was silver and beautiful. It had a targa roof. Velvet red interior. Thing was fast. Very smooth ride. How about yourself?

@cutiieepie6 Mildred Louise Edna Ethel Loretta

What’s an old-fashioned grandma name I could give my girl?

@TaraBull That's focking Bible Camp

What music festival is this?

@alphafox $65.00

I purchased 9 items at the grocery store, how much do you think I paid? 😠

@4thOfJuly365 With him over there and you over here I get shit in stereo

What's a phrase from your childhood that you don't hear anymore? Me: Hold your horses

@sknnymusic I just went from 6 to midnight

how do you tell someone they have really nice tits in a non sexual way

Let's Show some attractive things guy's 💓

@SteveOnSpeed Well so many factors unknown to even say if it is a good deal. Foundation with block work or just a slab of concrete? How is the access to the site for sewer, water & power. Rough finished inside or drywall ,paint and carpet. Toilet , shower , sink. Dont use that guy too cheap

Just got a quote for a new garage at our lake house. $70,000. Includes: Foundation. 24x30 garage. Loft area upstairs with full plumbing. Earth leveling. Running utilities, like power, water, and sewer. This is good, terrible, or about right?