Uncle Jerry

I just punch my wife

@AlboMP Worst president we have ever had. You should be ashaymed of yourself.

Peter Dutton has a lot of questions to answer about nuclear. It's time for him to say which Australian towns and cities he wants nuclear reactors to be built in.

@AndroidAuth I'm Cumming on my google TV

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@JoeBiden Biden what will you do when I cut my dick off

When I get up on stage, it'll be me and this grassroots team versus Donald Trump and his MAGA minions. It will be democracy versus authoritarianism. Revenge and retribution versus a vision for our future. Let’s defeat Donald Trump—together. Pitch in: joe.link/MakeMyDay

Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn’t shown up for a debate. Now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make my day, pal.

@wiseconnector Poison sandwich.

ONE food

@omega_davix Omega the 🐐

Are you on YouTube I subscribe and watch every video of yours.

@TheLeelaSins i cut my penis long ways now its 2 inches bigger

See when I make burgers, I cut pickles the long way so I get a nice long slice for the burger.

@AustraliaMSI One time i called MSI for support on my sons motherboard and the representative requested I send 2 photos of my penis??? i don't understand the relevance??? May I ask why you people asked me that

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@DivisiveContent What the fuck am i watching bro I've seen children's cartoons more entertaining bro log off and delete this tweet

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I have heard men say they do not feel the need to DNA test their children because their kids look just like them. I hate to break it to you, but most women have a type and tend to date men that look alike. If I were you, I would rather be safe than sorry!

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This would be awesome

@AttungaRacing Had a helicopter doing laps around my house also, decided to throw a rock wrapped in copper into a powerline killing 3 😭😭😭

Had a 🚁 doing laps over my house this afternoon so I just looked up website to see how much it is for a trip to #Mudgee $1000 EW only 45 minutes to get there little bit quicker 😆

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Carl Wheezer from Jimmy Neutron😊 I caught my grandson masturbatory to Jimmy's mom

@TheNicholasGr @GigaBasedDad Hey nicholas how are you going

@UncleGeriatric @GigaBasedDad Pretty good thanks Jerry, long time no see

@TheNicholasGr @GigaBasedDad Hey nicholas how are you

@UncleGeriatric @GigaBasedDad I bet you're vaccinated! I'll be getting the last laugh after Bill Gates detonates the murder nanobots

@TheNicholasGr @GigaBasedDad I bet you order an almod milk lartey,..

@UncleGeriatric @GigaBasedDad You liberal sissy, go drink your SOY milk

@TheNicholasGr @GigaBasedDad How dare you accuse me of using libnouns! Go back to your democrat basement and cry my a effing river!!

@UncleGeriatric @GigaBasedDad I saw you tag team with Joe Biden. What are you gonna do? Pronouns me🤣🤣🤣

@TheNicholasGr @GigaBasedDad I saw you tag team with rolf harris

@UncleGeriatric @GigaBasedDad I saw you tag team with Epstein

@TheNicholasGr @GigaBasedDad i saw you tag team with harvey weinstein

@UncleGeriatric @GigaBasedDad I saw you flying a plane on September 11, 2001

@TheNicholasGr @GigaBasedDad I saw nick shave his pubic hair and use it as parmesan on his spaghetti bolognese

@GigaBasedDad I saw @UncleGeriatric rip out his ass hair and use it as dental floss