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KAD 🇯🇲➐
@UncleKad
Geophysicist 🎓|| Digital/Visual Artist 🎨 || Social Media Manager || Visual Creator || Follow @Demigodkad 💛🤙🏽Art featured on #UBAInnovateAfrica Top10.🇳🇬
Katılım Ağustos 2023
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I've missed my mutuals on here. Since my old account got reinstated, I've been more active over there. Do follow @Demigodkad, I'll sure engage.
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My mother, Alhaja, as she was fondly called, was a drama Queen. I will narrate just one story today.
So my mother entered a bus, and the driver drove past her bus stop, even after she called his attention.
When she complained, the conductor suddenly chose violence 😭
He started abusing her loudly:
“Awon iya aje! Eko osi kuro! Iya aje!!! Huuuuu!!!”
(You witches! Poverty-stricken Lagos! Witch!!!)
The bus stopped.
At this point, my mother calmly reached into her bag and brought out a small container of Saturday Night powder.
She blew it lightly, snapped her fingers kpaa! and muttered some very strange, very unnecessary words 😌
Then she stepped down from the bus.
As she looked back…
😭😭😭
EVERYBODY in the bus had alighted.
Men. Women. Everybody.
They were walking towards her… genuflecting… prostrating… begging.
“Ma, please forgive him.”
“E ma binu ma.”
“E joor, e ma binu.”
They were now scolding the driver and conductor instead.
My mum said calmly,
“You people will take me to your office.”
💀💀💀
Everybody agreed immediately.
The driver reversed the bus and drove her straight to the office.
On getting there, my mother said,
“Bring the conductor.”
The passengers shouted in unison:
“DOBALÈ!!!”
The conductor prostrated flat.
My mum brought out the powder again.
Looked up to the sky dramatically.
Blew it.
She muttered another fake incantation, and the whole crowd responded:
“ASE!”
“AMIN!”
She gently placed her hand on the conductor’s head…
SLAPPED IT 😭
and said:
“Go in peace.”
😭😭😭😭😭
When she finished narrating this story to us at home, we almost died of laughter.🤣🤣🤣
Honestly…
African mothers are not normal.
They are a genre.🤣🤣🤣
I miss her so much.😭

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Hi, My name is Kaiwan, I'm an artist and I'm inspired by Light and Shadow.




Kaiwan Shaban@itskaiwan
Hi, My name is Kaiwan, I'm an artist and I'm inspired by Light and Shadow.
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This!!!!!
That's why I said for our Art hangouts, nothing art-related, please.
Let's just get drunk and touch each other's bodies!!
Ifure Usen@real_Ifyarts
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Anyways check out this penguin that I painted 🙂↔️

just Mhide is an artist@justmhide
The amount of followers I’ve gotten from this post… Thankyou so much!
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@Wizarab10 Peller is a Caterefe without the spit and excess lip movements
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That is why he is an illiterate
TENIOLA@Teeniiola
Peller and his 20 master’s degree holders applying for a cameraman job with 500k monthly pay! Omoh, even girls dey there too 👀🧎🏿♂️
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It is unfortunate that, 60 years after independence and nearly 30 years of our celebrated unbroken civil rule, our democracy is still marred by undemocratic practices and values.
A significant percentage of our elections are deeply flawed—manipulated to serve the interests of a select few rather than reflecting the true will of the people.
Governance at most levels does not reflect the genuine values and aspirations of the people because the welfare of the citizens is often neglected in practice.
Looking at the ongoing crisis in Rivers State, we see yet another glaring example of how our democracy and governmence is not serving it's purpose, the welfare of the people of River State. The disagreement is not about improving the measurable indices of development: education, healthcare, or lifting people out of poverty but rather for reasons that do not in any way benefit the people of Rivers State and Nigeria in general.
I fully understand the impact of what is happening in Rivers State. The real losers are the people—their welfare and the future of the society their children will live in.
My respectful appeal to all those involved is to reconsider their positions and reflect on the grace God has bestowed upon them as leaders. They must think about the suffering people of Rivers State and work towards a better future for their children.
My commitment remains to continuously remember them in earnest prayers and to advocate for their well-being. I also appeal to well-meaning Nigerians and the Federal Government, in the spirit of true democracy and good governance, to use their offices to restore normalcy and bring an end to this crisis.
A new Nigeria is POssible! -PO
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