Jeremy Thompson

@pinkmagiclala You probably handle balls better too... 😳 I'll show myself out.

My teams are very good at sucking and so am I

@EmeryEXP That's amazing. Congratulations 🎉

Side quest announcement! Published poetry? 👀

@pinkmagiclala Mine are still there. My dentist said, "I don't see a problem with leaving them. You've got a big enough mouth." I'm pretty sure he was low-key insulting me. 🙄

I still have mine 💁🏻‍♀️

@pinkmagiclala It was 70°F down here in Western NY yesterday.

I don't mean to alarm anyone but we have stuff falling from the sky here and it isn't snow. It's rain, guys... rain!

@pinkmagiclala @AllAbIntroverts Take the trash out while other people can see me and might actually try to have a conversation with me?? Nope. No thank you. 😂

@AllAbIntroverts Sometimes you just have to wait until everyone is sleeping. You haven’t lived until you’ve taken the trash out at 2:00am in your underwear.

@pinkmagiclala @astroinrealtime I can tolerate a crowded baseball game and some concerts. If I can't move within the space count me out.

@astroinrealtime Introverts aren't fond of crowds...but I'll deal with it for concerts and sporting events.

why are you hiding, taurus? go find a crowd.

@pinkmagiclala Android for life 🤙🏻

Too many Apple fanboys in my notifications. Gross.

@pinkmagiclala Laura... One human to another... Please take care of yourself. 🫂💜🫂

2 days without eating and my body is letting me know it isn't happy. So demanding... jeez.

@pinkmagiclala Cold truth is always better than warm lies. I wish more women thought that way.

@pinkmagiclala I just want a woman that won't run when things are difficult. Hair is optional 🥹

@pinkmagiclala I just assume anyone with "MAGA" in their name on here is either a bot or a moron.

My OF is the world’s best kept secret. If you can find it I’ll give you a free month.

@pinkmagiclala I don't even watch sports and I know "Canada is bad at hockey" is a stupid thing to say. 🙄

@pinkmagiclala The loud ones always ruin it for the rest of us. Sometimes it feels like elementary school down here. 🙄

@pinkmagiclala Did someone say titties?!

@pinkmagiclala WTF?!

Already had it 8 years ago and I beat it. I'm not going anywhere, you fucking psycho.

@pinkmagiclala Oh wow... I haven't seen that one in years. Makes me a little sad knowing that Bill Paxton and Phillip Seymour Hoffman are both gone.

Watching a classic

@pinkmagiclala Personally, I love Canada. My family has deep Canadian roots and I'm seriously considering immigration. As a whole though, we've pretty much lost our collective minds down here and it sucks.

@pinkmagiclala Funny story... My best friend flew out to spend a week with me last May for my 50th birthday. We had dinner at my parents while she was here and when we left she asked, "Does your mom not like you?" I busted out laughing. She loves me. She just doesn't always like me. 😂

You gotta love yourself because no one else is going to... except your mom. Maybe.

@pinkmagiclala Oh man... I feel that.

Feel this in my soul

@EmeryEXP Wow... Who pissed in his cornflakes?