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@UnfunnyDave

Seriously not funny 2.0 Used to focus on funny then politics rotted my brain.

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Mindfarts@UnfunnyDave·
Sad Sarah McLachlan tune plays over a super slow motion video montage of me getting pelted with balloons full of chocolate pudding.
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@SpeakerJohnson You are a terrible Christian and a notorious liar. Jesus was a progressive liberal who would hate everything about you.
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Speaker Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson@SpeakerJohnson·
Today, Christians around the world observe Good Friday. We call it “Good Friday” because what seemed like the darkest day led to the greatest gift of all time — the resurrection of Jesus Christ, His triumph over sin and death, and the gift of eternal life offered freely to all who believe.
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@tedcruz Jesus Christ was a progressive liberal who cared about his fellow man. He would despise you. Shameful for you to post anything about him.
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Ted Cruz@tedcruz·
Christ’s sacrifice on the cross is the greatest expression of love in all of human history. Today, we remember His suffering, His mercy, and the promise of redemption.
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@seanhannity History will forever remember you as a sycophant and a pathetic bootlicker. No reason for us to be losing American soldiers in this bullshit war, all to divert attention away from the Epstein files and the fact there are credible allegations that Trump raped a 13 year old girl.
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Ted Cruz
Ted Cruz@tedcruz·
Attorney General Pam Bondi is a good friend, and a patriot who loves America. She helped President Trump bring the murder rate down to the lowest level since 1990, arrested 7 out of 10 of the FBI’s most wanted criminals & secured domestic terrorism convictions against Antifa. I thank her for her good service and wish her the very best. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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@EricAlger13 @shanaka86 Hegseth is a fucking moron who has no business being in charge of anything but the makeup studio he had installed in his office
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Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡
JUST IN: You do not fire your Army Chief of Staff in the middle of a war for no reason. You fire him because of what comes next. Pete Hegseth called General Randy George on April 2 and told him to retire immediately. The Pentagon confirmed it within hours. No reason was given. Not publicly. Not privately. A senior Army official told Fox News that Hegseth offered George nothing: no misconduct, no operational failure, no policy disagreement on the record. Just a phone call and a career ending in the middle of the most significant American combat operation in two decades. George is the 24th general or admiral Hegseth has removed. But he is not the 24th. He is the one that matters. The Army Chief of Staff. The man whose signature sits between a president’s intent and the order that sends soldiers across a beach or into a tunnel complex. The 82nd Airborne is deploying right now. Marines from the 31st MEU are staged on the USS Tripoli. JSOC operators are at forward bases in Israel, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, and the UAE. Kharg Island, 90 percent of Iranian oil exports, sits 16 kilometres off a coast that someone will have to decide whether to approach. And the four-star general whose job it was to advise whether that approach should happen was removed 48 hours after Trump told the nation the war would continue for two to three more weeks. The replacement is Vice Chief General Christopher LaNeve. He was Hegseth’s senior military aide before this appointment. The man who carried the Secretary’s briefcase now commands the Army the Secretary is reshaping. The chain of command did not break. It shortened. The distance between a television studio and a combat order just collapsed to zero intermediaries who were not personally selected by the man giving the order. No reason was given. That is the tell. When someone is removed without explanation during a crisis, the explanation is the crisis itself. George either objected to something or was about to. The ground option. The power plant strikes. The Kharg raid. The escalation that turned a highway bridge in Karaj into rubble on the same day he was told to leave. Something in the next two weeks requires a chief who will not push back, and the Pentagon solved that problem by installing one trained as Hegseth’s aide. A former Fox News weekend host just fired a four-star general with combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan, replaced him with his own former assistant, and did it during a live war in which the next decision could put American soldiers on Iranian soil for the first time in history. No hearing was held. No misconduct cited. The Army woke up on April 3 with a new chief it did not choose, in a war it did not start, preparing for a phase the previous chief apparently could not be trusted to execute. The question is not why George was fired. Every general in the building knows why. The question is what order is coming in the next fourteen days that required removing the one man in the chain of command who might have said no. The war has no perimeter. The chain of command has no objectors. And the next phase has no one left to stop it. open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…
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Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham@LindseyGrahamSC·
Just talked to @POTUS and told him that he exceeded every expectation I had for this speech. He gave the American people a clear and coherent pathway forward. Most importantly, he gave a compelling explanation as to why we had to act against this evil regime. That was the best speech I could’ve hoped for. ✅ Defined the threat our country and the world was facing from a nuclear-capable Iran. ✅ Explained in clear terms the necessity for action because the regime was weeks away from producing enough weapons grade material to make up to 10 bombs. ✅ Informed America and the world we are 2-3 weeks from reaching our military objectives, which is the destruction of Iran’s missile and nuclear weapon programs. To me, the most compelling and biggest takeaway of all was that he informed the Iranian regime that if we don’t have a real, diplomatic deal to prevent the Iranian regime from going back to their old ways, President Trump will use military force to destroy the regime’s economy to guarantee they will never go back to their old ways. Midnight Hammer and Epic Fury are examples of what the greatest military in the world can achieve when the commander in chief trusts them and will let them win. The winning combination is not only a great military but also a great commander in chief. We have that in President Trump.
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@PeteHegseth Glamour shots of a fucking sissy. Our military deserves better than this jackass. Pathetic.
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Pete Hegseth
Pete Hegseth@PeteHegseth·
The warriors of Operation Epic Fury.
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Speaker Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson@SpeakerJohnson·
Democrats have forced the second LONGEST shutdown in history to defund the police, reopen the border, and stop illegal immigration enforcement. House Republicans REFUSE to let Democrats jeopardize our country with their crazy policies. That’s why we're voting AGAIN to fully fund Homeland Security and pay ALL of our law enforcement officers. No games. No gimmicks. Just common sense.
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Sean Hannity 🇺🇸@seanhannity·
'DO THE RIGHT THING!': Fetterman Blasts Dems For Airport Chaos, 'It's Fundamentally Wrong — Reopen DHS!' [WATCH] FETTERMAN TO DEMS: "Don't talk about 'affordability' if you can't even give these workers a paycheck." hannity.com/media-room/do-…
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Rick Scott
Rick Scott@SenRickScott·
Thanks to Democrats’ shutdown, TSA workers have gone 85 DAYS without a paycheck and the resources they need to keep us safe. Meanwhile, these same DC Democrats — who make over 3x MORE — keep collecting paychecks because they say they have bills to pay. WHAT ABOUT TSA WORKERS?! THEY HAVE BILLS, TOO! Enough of the crap — we need to pass my No Budget, No Pay Act NOW. If Dems won’t pay TSA, they shouldn’t be paid either.
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“This fiscal year, TSA has been shutdown for 50% of the time, or 85 days. And, if still shutdown this Friday, we will have reached nearly $1 billion in missed paychecks.” WATCH: Acting Administrator McNeill’s opening testimony ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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Sarah Huckabee Sanders@SarahHuckabee·
Education freedom, tax cuts, welfare work requirements - and we’re just getting started. Conservative policies work, and our state is proving it every day.
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Chef 👩🏻‍🍳@chefsevenn·
What’s the first word that comes to mind when you see this?
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Speaker Mike Johnson
Speaker Mike Johnson@SpeakerJohnson·
Democrats would rather make Americans wait in line at the airport than deport criminal illegal aliens. Let that sink in. That’s why they REFUSE to support our law enforcement who keep us safe. Their political games put America LAST. It’s SHAMEFUL.
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
HUNDREDS of TSA officers have quit amid the Democrat shutdown. It's far past time for Democrats to FUND DHS and end the pain for our hardworking DHS and TSA employees.
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U.S. Senator John Fetterman
U.S. Senator John Fetterman@SenFettermanPA·
This morning at PIT, so many TSA employees expressed their appreciation for standing with them and shared their financial hardship. End this ridiculous DHS shutdown NOW. Pay these hardworking TSA agents and all DHS employees who collectively keep our country more secure.
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