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In the Light of missing planes #MH370 & #MS804 isn't it time aircraft have to carry buoyant markers...

@embarrassed45 That time when the freezer door was left open (not by me), had to substitute the Flake with a Classic

@LASTEXITshirts youtu.be/EePsv27ODGM?si…

'Fletch' is 41 years old today. Look carefully and you'll spot Fletch wearing a Nostromo cap in one scene. Is this Chevy Chase's best film? - Jamie

@almurray Insider trading? x.com/i/status/20609…

How can you not love this scandal?

Some albums just have to be bought day one, from an actual music shop

"Paging Doctor Rorschach and Dr Freud, that's Doctors Rorschach and Freud"

Looking on Lightening Maps and... Bloody hell is that HS2??? Can't even see the M25 on that map

@hering_david @almurray "Energise the demolition beam..." x.com/i/status/20598…

Why does Sting look like the head of a planetary council in a science fiction film

Of course no-one thinks of the poor mobile phone masts working hard in this heat. Put out a bowl of water with ice cubes and an umbrella or parasol if you can.

@TheCinesthetic @embarrassed45

Paul McCartney being genuinely stunned by how much Will Ferrell and Chad Smith look alike 😂

Repent ye carbon sinners!

Sounds like Neil McCauley and his whole fuckin' crew

@VinegarSyndrome Right...

The GET SPACED Giveaway wrapped yesterday. Most everyone said they'd be on the Nostromo (primarily to hang with Brett or Jonesy), yet only one walked away a winner in the Twitter drawing. But you can still be part of the Vinstromo crew with our awesome GET SPACED gear. Check it out in the HALFWAY TO BLACK FRIDAY SALE through Monday May 25th @ 11:59 PM ET. 🚀 Order at the @VinegarSyndrome site under SHOP > MERCHANDISE > OTHER 🚀 #Giveaway #Wallet #Patch #Sticker #Merchandise #VinegarSyndrome

Congratulations to Arsenal kickball club who won the Champions League tonight, after beating Barnsley 71-75! Up the Arsenal! Photographed from a Canberra

We'll call 'Married At First Sight' because 'Arranged Marriage' has conatations

@HaeSicks "See... Nothin' to worry about"

Went to the Dr and they said “ok we’re going to give you a really strong steroid shot” I said ok sure shots dont bother me at all. I was not prepared for how painful the shot would be and passed dead out LOL. They said “oh yeah that happens a lot with this shot” 💀

Who says that all movies based on video games are all terrible? 'Goldeneye' starts at 19:20 on ITV4. Hang on a sec... - Jamie

@almurray 👔 telegraph.co.uk/education/3309…

Wearing a tie if you're PM

@HaeSicks If you can't adopt, these guys could help... or probably not youtube.com/watch?v=sj6-LG…

I applied to adopt a pigeon and I hope to god I get accepted

@boardsofcanada You are receiving this broadcast in order to alter the events you are seeing. Our technology has not developed a transmitter strong enough to reach your conscious state of awareness, but this is not a dream. You are seeing what is actually occurring for the purpose of causality..

@boardsofcanada “This is not a dream… not a dream. We are using your brain’s electrical system as a receiver. We are unable to transmit through conscious neural interference. You are receiving this broadcast as a dream. We are transmitting from the year one, nine, nine, nine...