Melanie Alexander

@forbert No idea what im doing, or what this is!!! Tho they were talking about it on Northsound recently (thot us be Radio 2 listener!!)

Oh dear, husband passed his bike theory test today 🙈

@HamishSomers I'm feeling really sad u r going, gonna miss our boozy hangouts 😄🙈

Cannot wait for this 😊 twitter.com/itvcoldfeet/st…

Thank you for gracing us with your talent, Gene Wilder. Rest in Peace variety.com/2016/film/news…

#Didyouknow Leicester Sq & Covent Garden stns are 400 steps apart? See our new central Lon steps #TubeMap for more

@ewansomers @hannahmadden_xo sorry u r invited, as taxi driver 😄

@ewansomers @hannahmadden_xo Not sure u r invited Ewan 😂😘

@hannahmadden_xo or it could be a glass of wine 😂xx

@hannahmadden_xo should have came Inpast for cuppa 😘

@HamishSomers you play a psycho far too well 😁 remember I love u, please don't ever hurt me😂😘

"Will you sing me a bedtime song." "Ok, which one?" "Do you know Edelweiss?" He's his Uncles' boy 😍

I'm running the beast race,donations greatly appreciated for this fantastic charity Home-Start Kincardine Beast Race gofundme.com/2kewmd98&rcid=…

Amazing stat in The Times. Of the 30 fastest 100 metres, 21 are by runners who've tested positive for drugs. The other 9? All Usain Bolt

@unimel I am hugely suspicious of that place and its excellent reviews. We ate there and it was rubbish. Something fishy going on.

Suspicious-Mr Italian Steakhouse in Windsor appears to have removed his response to my review and everyone who's visited since gives him 5*

@annafriel did u happen to be in Windsor last week? I got a lovely smile back from a gorgeous lady, who if not u, certainly looked like u! 😊

My recent trip advisor review which does not appear to have been appreciated 😂😂