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The government must treat every missing child case with the same urgency accorded to other serious crimes - David Maraga

“Address the concerns that Kenyans are raising. Stop hiding behind tribal narratives" Uhunye tells the Bread Based Gov't Bruno Fuel Prices Tuesday Maandamano Strike

@itskipronoh The issue is not with Iran, it is with The Bread-based Gov't thieves doing business. Kenya's fuel doesn't come frm Iran, it comes frm Saudi Arabia, how did you lower ur thinking this low. Our fuel doesn't pass thro the Strait of Hormuz. How long will you be psychopath!

Uhuru Kenyatta amesema solution ya Iran ako nayo!

@georgediano Feminists will be offended and will wish to exercise their simp nature by asking you to pay them back. This time around, no victim is to be paid out of court 😂

Personal hygiene should be paramount, especially for a lady. In this day and age, we still have women who smell down there. I don't know if it's ignorance or if they simply don't realize that they smell. Especially these women who smoke shisha & cigarettes. Bad bad news!!!

@KTNNewsKE What equity is he talking about when JSS degree-holder teacher are headed by P1 (certificate) holder as Head of Institution? Mind you these are institutions of learning expected to reward most qualified teachers. @_KithureKindiki

Deputy President Kithure Kindiki has defended sweeping education reforms implemented since 2022, saying the government is steadily transforming access, quality, and equity in learning across the country. standardmedia.co.ke/national/artic…

@Kenyans Things are boiling nicely. Put stone 🪨

Kenyans are crying over high fuel prices. Listen to them - Uhuru Kenyatta

Kenyan police allowed Arsenal fans to gather and disperse peacefully but they never allow the same youth to protest against the government - Larry Madowo Fuel prices Kenya Maandamano Bruno Tehran

@HonMoses_Kuria You rutonomics Note that it's their constitutional right to demonstrate just like the luos used to demonstrate during the baba era

Again only in the Federal Republic of GEMAstan

@ntvkenya The lowering ODM is experiencing from this ancestor is wanting. 😂😂😂 From Baba being a presidential candidate to party leader being senatorial candidate

Oburu Oginga: I will be defending my position as the Senator of Siaya County in 2027.

Yesterday I was hooking up with a girl and some liquid came out and it poured all over my lap. Woke up this morning to this — my thigh is covered in these swollen, itchy red bumps/rashes. What could this be and what should I do? Thika Kenya Finance bill Tehran Fuel Prices

@Bookten8 Mikora tupu 😂 To distract people from talking about the hiked fuel prices

Lakini mtu atafikia aje president na Hio security yote? The security team pia hawako serious na kazi, na si Mara ya kwanza

@Naomikibandi This is a script to divert the attention of the public from asking this irresponsible government to lower hiked fuel prices

SLEEPING ON THE JOB-Monday Standard

@FGaitho237 They scripted it wrongly 😂😂😂 Kanyaga shingo

A Drowning Rat Clutching at Straws: William Ruto’s Pathetic Stunt Era A drowning man will clutch at straws. And that perfectly sums up the desperate, flailing existence of William Ruto right now. Sensing his plummeting ratings and the fact that nobody is talking about him anymore, his American handlers cooked up yet another cheap stunt - the kind Donald Trump used when he faked his own assassination attempt and keeps staging gun incidents outside the White House. Calm down, Kipchirchir. Nobody wants to kill a man who is already visibly dying anyway. Your health is collapsing in real time - you look worse than a corpse that’s been left in the sun for three days. Stop trying to overrate your relevance to our lives. You are not that important. Concentrate on what you do best: mindless Kikuyu bashing. That’s where your tiny brain actually functions. These Jack Bauer-style action movie stunts don’t suit a rapidly decaying, out-of-breath puppet like you. The desperation is embarrassing. The more you try to look like a target, the more we see a weak, fading, irrelevant little man gasping for attention as his own body and presidency collapse around him.

Kenyan Arsenal fans flocked in Nairobi cbd to celebrate Arsenal's win of the EPL trophy with chants Ruto Must Go. What a time! Manchester United Bruno Fernandes Recorder Breaker Arsenal Fuel Prices Reject Finance Bill 2026

The New King of Assists #EPL Premier League Bruno Fernandes Manchester United Scripted Arsenal Champions League Fuel

@NPSOfficial_KE This is a stage managed thing so that you can shield the president from the public outcry resulting from the unbearable and unreasonable fuel price hikes to benefit individuals in government.

PRESS STATEMENT : SECURITY BREACH IN GANZE, KILIFI COUNTY

@DrDennisOuma Scripted though 🫷😂

-The Security Breach on president William Ruto today in KILIFI is the WORST in history of KENYA 🤔🤔🤔 -The man charged towards President Ruto in Kilifi County, Grabbed the president by his Shoulder,😐😐😐. -The president panicked,his voice said it. -This is UNACCEPTABLE 🤔. -The Security Detail of president William Ruto must BE RESHUFFLED, -Or be TRAINED A FRESH ON VIP PROTECTION, -Such type of Laxity on Security details of president Ruto can result to ASSASSINATION of the president. -This MUST NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN -I'M ANNOYED 😐😐😐😐😐😐 @WilliamsRuto @DCI_Kenya @kipmurkomen @NPSOfficial_KE @_KithureKindiki @NPSOfficial_KE

@ivymuthe Anakaa keg bana 🤣

Nameless without the cap

@Kenyans Scripted taka taka Huyu jamaa ni NIS ama polisi 🤣🤣

Security breach after man charges towards President Ruto during a Thanksgiving church service in Kilifi County

A fearless Luo man speaking at a public gathering in Nairobi, Capital City of Kenya has strongly suggested that President William Ruto is in office to benefit his business empire instead of protecting the interests of Kenyans. Listen #Kenya #Nairobi #Africa #Bruno