Running Down the Brunshaw Road

@cj_garrett He then came back, and was instrumental in our team that qualified for the Europa League, and he's now one of our first team coaches.

Went once, Morgan Schneiderlin scored, they couldn’t understand why Jack Cork left Burnley.

@TheBobLordView VR is dead technology already, hence the utter failure of the Metaverse. Unless we're getting paid a substantial sum for this, it's a waste of time.

Why are fans whinging about this? Our owners have grown our reach, and there may be a handful of fans in America that want to see what it's all about here in little old Burnley. Christ, with our previous owners, our reach got as far as Barnoldswick... #twitterclarets

@matt_scrafton Grim. Get rid of Castore ASAP.

Thoughts on Burnley's new away kit? #twitterclarets

@StokeyyG2 Sounds fucking crap

Baller League explained in depth by Chunkz. What are they cooking…👨‍🍳

@Hamilton_NMN @divinecoup Spoken like a man who spends time in hooker spots.

@divinecoup I live in Thailand Rules of thumb if you come here: - If they look too good, they're probably a ladyboy - Always check the hands, they cant change the hands - They will grope random dudes passing them on the street, it's normal and nobody really cares here lol

@SkyFootball There was a lot more expected of him than he delivered at the Euros, that's for sure.

"I felt like some of it was a bit harsh on me, I felt a bit like the scapegoat" 🙁 Jude Bellingham says he felt 'mistreated' after Euro 2024 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@ianmiles No they're not 😂

Ellen DeGeneres will not be welcome in London, where gays and lesbians are hunted down and beaten in the streets by the New European cultural enrichers.

@lagboatmfc9 Russia, who are struggling with Ukraine and need help from North Korea 😂😂😂

@helicopter9x Her and her husband are both muppets.

@GoldingBF You wouldn't welcome him if he was Christian, so what's your fucking point.

A man converts to Islam, but dons the hijab to be a trans female Muslim. He will not be welcomed by other Muslims! 😬

@TateNews_ Her lip 🤮

@supertanskiii Ask yourself why people are seeking solutions away from the mainstream people of politics. The Tories, and now Labour, who are not doing, and won't do any better are not addressing the concerns of the people. Do you think the fat right exists if everyone is living comfortably? NO

I’m so unbelievably sick of thick white people. They’re my least favourite type of white people, completely insufferable yet the loudest. Terrifying that they have the vote. Though I’m surprised most of them can hold a crayon without eating it, let alone scrawl a cross in a box

@EndWokeness The Democrats will blame anyone but themselves. People don't give a fuck about social issues when they can't afford to live. Trump promised to bring prices down, they promised to let me use women's bathrooms. And we're debating why they lost?

Alan Lichtman melts down and storms off after a reporter mocks his failed election prediction

@pixel2ai @XGMeta @NoContextHumans Born in Hong Kong, while under British rule actually.

@XGMeta @NoContextHumans He is Chinese 😂

Name a famous Japanese person without using Google

@JebraFaushay Someone better tell Jonny Rotten 😂

@ChaChaChief @VividProwess China 😂 Their economy is in tatters, and the stoking conflict with Taiwan, Japan, the Philippines, and India over territory.

Would you?

@UnderTheRadarFC Defender sent off, yellow for the trip and yellow for the play acting.

🚨Calling all X Refs! 🚨 What are you doing in the situation?! Comment below 👇

@Ace109610 Shocking decision, if it was a volleyball match

@ianmiles If she's fat then what the fuck are you 😂😂😂

If she’s allergic to everything why is she so fat? I sense a liar.

@PhilBirdBFC Phil, any chance we can sort out the audio on Clarets Player, had a few instances of losing you for vast parts of the game and then at weekend couldn't hear the co comms at all for the whole game.

Fewest goals conceded in the EFL: 6⃣ BURNLEY 7⃣Sheffield United 9⃣Leeds United, West Brom 🔟 Exeter City, AF C Wimbledon, Swansea City, Wrexham