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@MrJamesMay Ahhhh, that would have been my second guess.

Time’s up, and nobody has won the packet of screws. The correct answer was ‘Flemish single-manual harpsichord after Ruckers’. Useless, the lot of you.

@TheNathanSlade @WhiteHouse Obi-Wan?

@WhiteHouse Only 1 king I bow to.

TWO KINGS. 👑

@fesshole Smells like fish, looks like chicken.........

My wife has started air frying mackerel for lunch every day. It makes the whole house smell like a fish market. It honks so I'm divorcing her, but pretended it's because I've realised I'm gay.

@Wretch32 👀

This games gonna end 5-5 lol

@Wretch32 Head says PSG, but I've got this feeling Bayern might win the whole thing this year.....so I'll go with PSG 🤣

PSG V Bayern is looking like a shootout who dyou all think will win tonight?

@adisa_ace @Mark08590993848 @BBCMOTD He is correct, it was cheating, it was brilliant from Ampadu to go and eavesdrop, why wouldn't you try to interfere with the cheating?

@Mark08590993848 @BBCMOTD Even if you are correct, how many teams have done that in football? And does that prompt the opposition captain to go eavesdrop?

⏩ What are your thoughts on this? 🤔

@Leeds_lord1 Excellent work 👏

We are going down

@MarkHeath45 Mate, that's fake, here's the real one!

A real document. Migrant informed via letter for housing benefit! Check the weekly award! 🤬😡 Are you angry enough yet??

@Essex_Patriot Someone earning £100k pays 31.439% income tax and NI combined and earns nearly 3 times the average person...........

YOU KNOW WHAT'S INSANE? If you're on a 40% tax rate, you're handing over 40p of every £1 you earn. That means. JANUARY. FEBRUARY. MARCH. APRIL. You're working 4+ months a year just to pay the government. But that's just income tax. Now add: VAT on almost everything you buy Vehicle tax & licence fees - Council tax & land tax - Fuel duty & road tolls - Stamp duty, insurance taxes, "luxury" levies. When you add it all up, if you earn £100k, you're likely working 5-6+ months a year just to cover taxes. That's half your year gone before you even see a pound for yourself.

@anon_opin Don't go barking orders at me

Wood is the perfect material for making cars from. It has natural crumple zones and if everyone felt less safe in their cars perhaps they'd stop driving like idiots.

@LCFC It's not very pretty I tell thee..........

Tonight’s result confirms our relegation to Sky Bet League One.

@anon_opin What is a "referundem"?

If Andrew does lose his place in the line of succession, then there should be a referundem as to who takes his place.

@fesshole "I held a distinguished visiting chair at a college" - this makes no sense whatsoever yet we put people like this in positions of authority and then blame kids for also being idiots 🤷‍♂️

I held a distinguished visiting chair at a college for eight years of very successful teaching. Never understood the voicemail, never once listened to my messages. The message light on the phone blinked for eight years.

@LewisDeighton17 I don't know anyone who agreed to it in the first place.

We need to collectively agree that Spurs are no longer a ‘big six’ side.

@JoeDonnohue Billy Joel?

Aston Villa and Nottingham Forest going for silverware in European cups. Tensions in Iran. The Conservatives have a female leader. British overseas territories in the news. Welcome back 1979-1982.

@SwearingSport And then Twitter showed it in 0.5k

The Cameraman caught the culprit in fucking 4k🤣😭😭

@lufcstats That's a belter of a stat!

@TheSquareBall has melted:

@THE_KOMIDIAN @fesshole

@fesshole That’s cause for divorce. She might hire herself a good barista

I brew drip coffee for myself and the wife each morning. I pour the first mug for myself, with the stronger brew, and the second, more diluted brew for the wife. I am winning the marriage at coffee.

@messedupfoods *a yolk