Chris ✈️

Nick Folk missed kick Gipson fumbled kickoff Brandon Stephens INT drop Miracle tip/catch by DK on 2nd down 60 yard bomb by Boswell Yeah we’re cursed

@fuegsfield5 @ChiSoxFanMike Update?

@ChiSoxFanMike Luis Robert Jr. .286 avg 6 hits 2 doubles 0 home runs 0 stolen bases .699 OPS

Luisangel Acuña’s final spring training stats. .409 batting average 18 hits 3 doubles 1 home run 4 stolen bases 1.003 OPS

@FrankieVitz We all have 😭 better than the alternative!

@Upstate_Chris LOLLL. Wow I got old man.

I am still recovering from my Arvell Reese meltdown. I apologize to any of those affected :)

@FrankieVitz You’re my goat Frankie, my D1 King

@Upstate_Chris You a GOATie Chris

@JonFromMaspeth Cholesterol shot ✅ Morbidly obese ✅ No job ✅ Mets win again ✅ Tough life, salad dodger

Let’s go Pirates!!

LUIS ROBERT THREE-RUN WALK OFF HOME RUN!

@danorlovsky7 we're good on listening to you bro

Worthy listen

@RichCimini Ok?

Jets personnel update: Phil Savage, the Jets' interim GM in 2024 who worked previously as the team's senior football consultant under GM Joe Douglas, is now working for the #Rams in a personnel role. #Jets

I am never deleting this app.

@GovKathyHochul Literally pissing on us and telling us it’s raining 😭

Congestion pricing has been a huge success. Traffic is down. Business is up. The cameras are staying on.

@LukeGlanton88 The Schedule is dripless 😭

Literally no drip except a watch every other finance bro has. Plain white tee. Perfect spirals into the crowd. Drake Maye is exactly who you want your QB to be.

@tonypayments ??

Just a really tough look timing wise for Tony Vegas here

@Sofia254ke @sneako I’ll take irrelevant whataboutisms for 2000 please, Alex

@Upstate_Chris @sneako

Prophet Mohammed’s rules of war • Do not mutilate dead bodies • Do not kill women or children • Do not cut down trees • No treachery, or breaking pledges • No mutilation of the dead • No torture or excessive cruelty This is why “Sharia Law is incompatible with the west.”

@TheFigen_ Zendaya does not need to do this man..

Female contestant who started crying after being slapped hard turn the tables on cocky opponent.

@JomboyMedia @njvadala such a phillie move tbf

Alec Bohm is suing his parents, per @njvadala The Phillies third baseman is alleging they mismanaged his finances, and he seeks judgement of $3 million "Mr. and Mrs. Bohm love their son very much... They're deeply saddened by the allegations."

@SNY_Mets that hairline is COOKED it all makes sense now

"You've gotta look at it for what it is, there wasn't a ton of hard contact...the batting average on balls in play thing was super high today, that'll go down as the season goes on" - Paul Skenes on his start today against the Mets

@TalkinBaseball_ LMFAO UPDATE?!???

The Pirates are using a steel mill worker's welding helmet as their home run celebration for this season

They just pulled Skenes in the bottom of the 1st btw

@barstoolsports Update?

It took only 2 batters in to the season for the Mets to be losing