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@ElroyFudge If she is going to pour it on you why not ask for it straight from the tap?

I wish it was literally just a can of her pee. Would pay top dollar for her to pour it on me.

@micah_erfan @IfindRetards

Never forget that an immigrant woman was killed by an American citizen in a red state.

I love that this happened. Good effort. But as a society can we please stop acting like routine jumps at the wall are “unbelievable” because they brought a homer back? It was a well-timed jump. Most outfielders make that play.

@REFLOG18 @Browns Honestly Tim would be dumb not to buy that space during the opposing teams extra point or field goal.

Built for the fans, by the fans.

Are you a titty sucker or pussy eater?

@SirYacht_ @goldstarchili Ay yo!

@goldstarchili I can definitely take this load

Find someone who can handle all 11 inches

@NFLonFOX Browns pass on Smith and I riot

Too early? Probably. Here’s Rob Rang’s first 2027 mock 👀 Based on the inverse of DraftKings’ latest Super Bowl odds Read more: foxsports.com/stories/nfl/20…

@ZackMeisel GOAT material

Travis Bazzana's walk-up song, appropriately, is "Down Under" by the Australian rock band Men At Work.

@MrBeast There is no incentive for anyone to hit Red though.

Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.

@hannahcmontoya Men, what color was the koozie?

a new koozie has been added to my collection

@SirYacht_ Not bad for a professional dumbass! Congrats!

I don't even have words to say about what happened in London today. So thankful to complete this historic race for my 1st marathon 🙏 My goals were a sub 4' time and not stopping once, AND I DID BOTH!!

@Matt_Pinner Movie industry. In a way, acting is lying. You aren't the character you are playing and you don't mean the script that you speak

If humans suddenly lost the ability to lie, which industry would collapse first?

@B4D_M0J0 @MLBTV You were never told that you can watch every game. Just most games

Hey @MLBTV when I paid over $100 to watch Braves games I was told I could watch every game. Why did you lie to me knowing I couldn’t watch Apple TV games and Fox games? Why is it so hard to watch and follow MLB teams?

@DanClarkSports Don't look too much into it. Up by 8 in the 9th, he isn't burning a valuable challenge.

What an idiot. That's already his fifth failed challenge this season.

@NickCaminoWKYC Looks incredible at 74!

I mean, I hate the Raptors… But I love this dude!! Let’s hope the #Cavs take a 2-0 series lead tonight, because Toronto will be nuts on Thursday for Game 3.

@SportsBoyTony Rajai Davis gave me a top 3 moment of my life and I have 2 kids

Very incomplete list of big moments for me during my baseball fandom. Not sure where a Parker Messick no-hitter would have ranked. I could argue Kluber's 18 K game was more impressive

@KenCarman I'm really hoping for the best. But I don't think we own them like we did back with Lebronto years back

@UrAvgCleFan They haven’t played Toronto since November. Much has changed

What's an acceptable length of the Cavs - Toronto Series?

@oldmanjenk5o @OhioTate

@OhioTate Vasgersian the worst to ever do it

Down 8-3 in the 6th after Kluber got shelled… Lindors grand slam rallies the Tribe to a 9-8 home win in 13 innings Josh Tomlin went the 12th and 13th to get the Win and put us up 2-0 I don’t care that we ultimately lost the series. This home run fucking ROCKED.

@alexawad19 @REFLOG18 @AdamSchefter No

@REFLOG18 @AdamSchefter Would you do sanders and garret for the first pick to get Mendoza

The top 10 picks of Mel Kiper Jr’s final mock draft: