Urban Shocker

@iowahawkblog #3 is the best reason.

Reasons I stopped smoking: 1. Promise to my wife after decades of her incessant nagging 2. $12 per fucking pack 3. dipshit Zoomers suddenly deciding smoking is cool, thereby ironically making it uncool

It's been 90 days since my last cig so I'm sadly declaring myself an ex-smoker. Goodbye ol' pals, we had great times together

@JacobBSpeaks 101.

The Yankees are on pace to win 9️⃣9️⃣ games this season. Predict how many wins they’ll finish with ⬇️

@Rainmaker1973 Fair.

In 2018, a bizarre and shocking incident occurred at Russia’s Bellingshausen Station in Antarctica when one scientist stabbed his colleague for repeatedly spoiling the endings of books. Engineer Sergey Savitsky, 55, attacked 52-year-old researcher Oleg Beloguzov with a kitchen knife after becoming furious over his colleague’s habit of revealing plot twists in the novels Savitsky was reading. The assault is believed to be the first recorded case of attempted murder on the Antarctic continent. Savitsky had turned to books as an escape from the extreme isolation and harsh conditions of polar life. However, the combination of constant spoilers, prolonged confinement, and alcohol consumption ultimately pushed him to violence. Beloguzov survived the stabbing and was evacuated to Chile for medical treatment. Savitsky was charged with attempted murder but was later released to house arrest in Russia. The case drew international attention and highlighted the serious mental health challenges faced by researchers living in extreme isolation for long periods.

@Super70sSports Who?

When I was a college student, I once addressed a professor as “Mister” and he condescendingly tut-tutted me and said “Doctor.” Hey, listen, unless you can save someone’s life or you’re Julius Erving, you can settle the fuck down with that energy.

@Layemie001 I’m calling a tow truck.

How to get a car out of trouble when both rear wheels are stuck without asking for help. Every driver must see this!

@Jamesyankee Anthony Rizzo, Tommy John, Willie Randolph, Bob Watson, Bucky Dent.

80s Yankees

@nut_history Overrated: Reggie Jackson; Underrated: Reggie Jackson.

I kind of caused a storm with my overrated tweet over the weekend - so I want to hear from you. Name me one underrated and ovverrated player in #MLB history

@TalkinYanks And Volpe then back to AAA?

Boone says -Caballero should need just 10 days to return from finger fracture -Caballero fought to stay off IL -Volpe will be everyday shortstop for now -There wasn't consideration for anyone besides Volpe -Expects Caballero to be starter again when back

@TalkinYanks He’s actually a very good fielder, normally. Maybe he’s warming us up for the return of Volpe.

This should've been a double play but instead it's an E6 on Max Schuemann. It's the first error by a Yankees shortstop since April 13

@TalkinYanks He should challenge more. He seems uncomfortable doing it.

Aaron Judge used an ABS challenge to turn a strikeout into a single, then went over to the umpire to joke about it after the inning

@Rainmaker1973 In that age group, 30+% mortality rate if they fall and fracture a hip within one year.

Elderly people messing with physics

@OleTimeHardball Williams, although prime Mantle will add nice balance.

You have your choice of any player, in his prime, to fill this DH spot. Who gets the call?

@MaacTheft The new stadium is 17 years old now. Time to build a another one back on the original grounds.

One thing that always bothered me is how poorly kept the fields that replaced the original Yankee stadium are kept. It should've been a no brainer for the Yankees and the Bronx to team up to maintain it at a professional level for youth teams to use.

@Rainmaker1973 She’s moving like a tremendous machine.

7-year-old girl proves that it's not over until it's over

@ScottUpham @BBGreatMoments Mark Belanger with 40+ WAR illustrates how great a fielder he was. Ozzie and Belanger are the two best defensive SS’s I’ve seen, and absolute peak I think Belanger was the best.

@BBGreatMoments Alomar’s 3 seasons puts him on this list? Career WAR Orioles 1. Cal Ripken Jr. 95.9 2. Brooks Robinson 78.4 3. Jim Palmer 67.6 4. Eddie Murray 56.6 5. Mike Mussina 47.7 6. Mark Belanger 40.9 7. Paul Blair 39.7 8. Bobby Grich 36.0 9. Boog Powell 35.4 10. Adam Jones 32.3

Top 10 Orioles All Time. who's missing?

@BaseballWRLD_ They better hope he’s just off to a slow start this year.

Reminder that after this season, the Padres owe Manny Machado over $270 million from his age 34-40 seasons This is a disaster.

@adamjblakely @BBGreatMoments Did you check to see if it was him?

@BBGreatMoments Wild I saw a guy with a Stieb jersey in a walmart yesterday

Dave Stieb should have walked away with this in 1982.

@BBGreatMoments I hear a lot of people pushing Felix Hernandez for the HOF based on peak. Stieb was better.

@MLBNow Sheer brute force to win in a single for season? Billy Martin. Longer term success? Earl Weaver.

Who do you think is the best manager of the Expansion Era - since 1961? #ThinkingFan

@theiaincameron The body is reportedly no longer there as the Chinese supposedly removed it or tossed down the mountain to remove any evidence George Mallory summited from the North Ridge before the Chinese did in 1960.

Did George Mallory make it to the summit of Everest in 1924, 29 years before Edmund Hillary? Mallory never returned to tell, and his body remained missing for 75 years. In 1999 a team found Mallory, with what remains one of the most neck-hair raising videos on the internet.