Ursus Tacticus

Elon Musk has committed a string of indiscriminate acts of violence against the financial health of private citizens around the world. Elon Musk's indiscriminate violent acts should be seen for what they are: financial terrorism Shame on US auth. for doing nothing👇

@TheFlowHorse Go see a doctor you American idiot.

Alright doctor twitter. Another question. I dislocated my middle toe today rolling. Full on right angle at the middle joint. Yanked it straight, buddy-taped it and got back to business. Any issues with this?

@Erdayastronaut @elonmusk @SpaceX Woke up on the full retard side of the bed today, didn't you Elon?

Got to catch up with @elonmusk for a few minutes before today's launch! We were going to chat after today's speech, but unfortunately that changed, but, always happy to talk rockets!!! Join our Flight 9 coverage in 15 minutes!! Best of luck today @SpaceX!!!

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS Thank you for choosing honor and sacrifice rather than exercising those stock options you all had from your previous lives as CEOs of S&P500 companies!

.@POTUS at West Point: "You could have done anything you wanted... Instead of stock options... you chose honor and you chose sacrifice. Instead of business suits and dress shoes, you chose muddy boots and fatigues... You're amazing people."

@BogusThought @elonmusk @Tesla Oh wow! Elon will finally be able to get a girlfriend!

@elonmusk The age of Optimus has begun!!!

The biggest product ever

@piersmorgan Working hard to get an interview with the plonker, aren't you Piers? Come on you can do better than that, grovel harder!

Fascinating… I’d love a group of big brains like this doing the same to British govt waste.

@elonmusk The Michael Jackson of the business world. Emotionally stunted at the age of a child.

This is a real picture

@elonmusk You have the ideas of a simpleton, you stutter like a retard and you look increasngly like a burns vitctim. I don't get it.

@elonmusk "America" actually refers to the combined continents of North and South America. Naming it Gulf of America merely reflects the fact that it is a gulf located somewhere in the vecinity of these two continents. At least he didn't name it "Gulf of USA"; that would be a problem.

🇺🇸 Gulf of America 🇺🇸

@sama I agree. You need to spend more time on the naming side of things. DeepSeek has managed to beat you there and their first language isn't even English.

o3-mini-high is really good and it's cool to hear some people say it's their favorite model ever but it reminds me of when we used to have something internally called "the little big run" a top 2025 goal is to fix our naming problem

@sama I suggest HP1, HP2, HP3, etc. *HP = Humanity Plagiarizer

@sama Nuclear-powered data centers anyone? Oh no, wait...

next phase of the msft x oai partnership is gonna be much better than anyone is ready for!!

@sama But what will this do to the multi-billion nuclear-powered data center industry that was about to spring up?

deepseek's r1 is an impressive model, particularly around what they're able to deliver for the price. we will obviously deliver much better models and also it's legit invigorating to have a new competitor! we will pull up some releases.

@Teslarati I ain't drivin' no car made by no retard, man

@dogeofficialceo I'm Elon Musk retarded

On a scale of 1-10, how retarded are you?

@elonmusk It would be so funny if all these countries suddenly just got fed up with your trolling and decided to send in their special forces to take you out. I think many people around the world would be grateful.

New name for the water that separates England and France

@cb_doge Retards are born not made too...

“A meme lord is born, not made.” 一 Elon Musk

@bryan_johnson Does this work on scrotal tissue? My balls are getting seriously saggy as I age... Like down to my knees already.

As you age, your skin sags and wrinkles, and no one wants that. Yesterday I did this skin therapy for the third time that rebuilds collagen and elastin, firming and lifting lax skin. It's an ultrasound based technology that heats up your tissue at depths of 0.5 to 2 mm while cooling the skin’s surface to 0°C. This ensures no damage to the top layer of skin while delivering the therapy at deeper layers. I've been using this technology because it treats 20% to 40% of the dermal volume in each treatment area. Microneedling or lasers only treat 1% to 5% of the volume. If you want to try it, find a Sofwave provider. I have no financial interest here. I've been working with the technology inventor to push the protocol. I need to ask them if they'll tell their clinics to do the "bryan johnson protocol" when you show up.

@kevindegods Raoul Pal had it all at Goldman Sachs: • Elite position • Dream salary • Peak of career Yet couldn't tell you the difference between: 1) I should of done that; and 2) I should've done that. Makes you wonder about the calibre of the people at Golman Sachs, doesn't it?

He had it all at Goldman Sachs: • Elite position • Dream salary • Peak of his career Then in 2005, he walked away at age 36. What he built next would transform Wall Street forever:

@elonmusk Elon Musk = World's biggest donkey

In space, no one can hear you scream...