The Amurican Dream

There are simply not enough white ppl who feel guilty for being white! #whiteprivilege #CheckYourPrivilege

@AdamRackis I am willing to grant that this is just indicative of a relationship that favors irreverent humor. I can't imagine this kind of dialogue fostering an even-tempered/emotionally stable adult.

Raising a teenager is exhausting in ways you can’t fathom

@MunchieHangsTen @DanFriedman81 Occupy Democrats patron huh?

@DanFriedman81 Solid line of thinking until that faceplant with the last paragraph.

Garth Ennis is about as subtle as a baseball bat to the face, but he’s the personification of nuance next to Eric Kripke. The Black Noir twist in “The Boys” comic was brilliant, because it restated and served as the ultimate demonstration of the central thesis of the series, which was that everyone — Vought, the supes and the government — were all idiots wielding power they didn’t deserve and couldn’t use competently. It also worked, as many of Ennis’s “Boys” stories did, as a crass parody of a famous comic storyline: Bizarro Superman. Vought created Homelander, and then realized that they had no way to stop him if he turned against them, so they created a clone as a failsafe. Of course, it was the failsafe clone that was crazy and evil. Then, Butcher, filled with rage and vengeance after Noir raped his wife and caused her death, went after Homelander. Homelander believed he had done what Butcher accused him of, even though he couldn’t remember it, because he didn’t know Noir was a clone of him, and there were photos of Noir raping Butcher’s wife. The belief that he had done horrible things he could not remember drove Homelander crazy, and he ultimately became the villain Butcher had convinced him he was. The entire thing was a tragic misunderstanding brought about by Vought’s treachery and incompetence and Butcher’s self-annihilating quest for vengeance. And at the end of the story, everyone was dead, but Vought, having caused the entire catastrophe, was untouched and relieved of the problem of Homelander, who they’d wanted to be rid of for a long time. But this wasn’t satisfying to Eric Kripke, so Kripke decided to just turn Homelander into a superpowered version of what people who get their news from the Occupy Democrats Facebook page think Donald Trump is.

@Dr_Steven_Segal @neoliberal_hack Says a guy who doesn't know about the Don't Block The Box years.

@neoliberal_hack Famously people stop committing crimes when you say theres a fine

Democrats just allergic to holding people accountable lmao. Instead of spending all this money there should be a $250 fine if you're caught not picking up your dogs shit.

@sigmahamster2 @Th3WatchFrogs @Nonfon420 @FormDeterminer You assume the truth matters to that retard

@Th3WatchFrogs @Nonfon420 @FormDeterminer end this guy.

Incorrect. Stop race baiting. Bail judges account for ‘flight risk and public safety’ but spell it out in the most messy, non-standardized way possible. They hand critics infinite race-baiting ammo. The gap isn’t some anti-white conspiracy. Karmelo Anthony (17/minor at the time, fatal stabbing, zero previous offenses, stable family, low perceived danger if bound to house) got a reduced $250k bond. Chud the Builder (Eatherly) (28, non-fatal public shooting, tons of fresh arrests, already out on bond, provocative streaming history) hit every red flag, e.g., crowd risk, pattern of trouble, so he got $1.25M, in Tennessee. Believe it or not, there are so many factors that go into bail that vary across states, all you have to do is 30 mins of research.

@Waymeson @DevinOlsenn Lol this isn't about the cars or tech at all to you. You're just belly aching about Elon

@DevinOlsenn suck his dick harder man lmaooo i have a tesla, i love it, but i dont need to suck Elons dick everyday bc the people he hired made a good enough car

So let me get this straight... A new Tesla can effectively drive itself anywhere in North America (supervised), something no other company here is even CLOSE to rivaling right now... But that's not noteworthy? In fact, you regularly discredit FSD. But BYD shows... whatever THIS is, and you're suddenly in awe of how great the company is. It's disappointing that a dislike for Elon leads to turning a blind eye to all of the incredible work the men and women have done at Tesla. very weird Zack... also congrats on notawheelchair, genuinely very cool.

@RicTorresII @Jesse_Leg "Politician has received money from X so they are a X puppet" is the most ubiquitous midwit narrative that I wish ppl would snap out of. It isn't really even hard to disprove

@Jesse_Leg He’s a tool of the Silicon Valley Billionaire Bros. CA Voters are not interested in being bought or deceived by that crowd.

Part of what makes me so pessimistic about the future of the Democratic Party is that this Mahan guy isn’t consistently polling orders of magnitude higher than people like Porter or Becerra. He’s quite obviously more articulate and vastly more competent than any of the other Democrats running, and yet, these California liberals seem highly unlikely to elect him. Instead, they appear poised to go with someone even less capable than Newsom.

@adajersanroc @Mortis37 @Devon_Eriksen_ Delulu

@Mortis37 @Devon_Eriksen_ Ending the world to own the libs. Hilarious.

"I hope the secret police don't kick in my door tonight." "I hope there's some bread left when I get to the front of the line." "I hope the commissar doesn't rape my wife." "I hope this nagging chest cough doesn't require antibiotics that I don't have the vouchers for." "I hope I don't get accused of harboring bourgeois counterrevolutionary sentiments." "I hope there isn't another purge." "I hope I can save up enough to bribe the local Party bloc supervisor for a better job posting." "I hope no one decides to name me as a accomplice to stop the torture." "I hope the power stays on tonight." "I hope things will be better some day."

@TimmyFacciola_ TURN THIS INTO A SOYJAK NOWWWWWW

Pro-Palestinians swarmed a New York Times reporter, trying to intimidate him to leave. He scrawled on his notepad: “Did you read Kristof?”

@CeeHawk The ppl who think having a fustian vocabulary is a sign of intelligence are the most insufferable. The funny thing is this kind of leftist crumbles to the slightest push back when not in their echo chamber.

The republican fear of becoming smart

@notcapnamerica There is no ISP monopoly in NYC. This guy is just a pussy. No more to the story than that

This is why monopolies are bad. They really don’t GAF because they know you don’t have other options

@Duderichy x.com/i/status/20531… Slop account stealing posts from funnier ppl

Hacking in reality: "Hi Brenda, this is the county password inspector, I’m going to need to check to see if your password meets county guidelines”

@K__Med @The_Epic_Mike "How do you know it's shit if you haven't tasted it? It could be chocolate cake!" -they said while pointing at a steaming turd

@The_Epic_Mike Have you played the game though?

This is a huge problem in gaming right now. A bunch of theater kids who couldnt break into Hollywood got jobs writing for game studios. But they dont give a shit about video games, they wanted to make movies. There is nothing wrong with games wanting to be cinematic but it has to be combined with good gameplay and most of these games are unplayable or glorified cut scene simulators.

@uncledoomer We all know anyone with a sense of humor in Germany is currently in prison.

how come german sketch comedy is so bad? did they like kick everybody out of their country who was good at comedy sketches or something?

@antidamage @ARCRaidersGame

@ARCRaidersGame Are you going to punish players who use verbal abuse over prox chat yet or nah, it's just open season on LGBTQ people?

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@hemantmehta Damn you left this up huh

Can you even imagine if Ketanji Brown Jackson went on MSNOW…

I agree. Because if we sit down for our first date and I ask you how you feel about Meg Thee Stallion, you should 1000% get up and leave and block my number.

@0xblackdiamond @762x54RAWR

@VickieforNYC That is not a fact at all. There are so many examples to the contrary that it is astonishing you posted this.

Fact: Compliance with the police results in zero force being used. You do not have the right to resist. Even if you’re completely innocent and know they have the wrong person entirely, you have no right to resist. Comply with the arrest and let them release you later. That’s it. Yes it may be inconvenient and unfortunate but that’s the occasional cost of living in a civilization. This guy would’ve been out of the cuffs in barely an hour if he had simply complied.

@artman8887 @TeresaAbgirl3 @mtaibbi Lol imagine bringing someone into court as a witness to a crime and trying to claim that their history as a proven liar is irrelevant. Hilarious

@TeresaAbgirl3 @mtaibbi Ok, sure

Giuffre spent years claiming graphic sexual abuse by Alan Dershowitz before admitting to a “mistake.” She tried to sell a “fictionalized” memoir full of accusations as fact for years and claimed she sustained these injuries in a bus accident with “no visible damage.”

@neil_huntingdon @robbysoave Lol the Epstein files really one shot a lot of retards that can tell the difference between proof and unverified evidence. It was only a matter of time until one went postal

"He exposed the Epstein hoax is what he did. He was a brave independent reporter. And in this house, Michael Tracey is a hero—end of story!"