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May your heart find peace and love, your burden become easy without complexity. Things you cherish get your way, let your struggle end, moments of favour find a connection with you. You ain't meant for suffering

@MrMekzy_ There is nothing confusing if we absolutely believe that God is the Omniscient and Almighty. Pastor Jerry is just an ordinary vessel used by God. God's will prevail everytime.

Things like this really confuse me tbh, makes me honestly scared and i’m not even trying to be mischievous. This pastor heads NSPPD and a whole lot of people have gotten healed (i believe that the healings are real btw) just by being a part of it but this is the same man laying his hands directly on Alex and he still passed on. I think about this thing and it shakes my faith a lot tbh. I have so many questions because it’s genuinely confusing.

@felixherbt Nigeria situation is pathetic and horrible. O jewa!

Why is this video not going viral? A hospital in Suleje, Nigeria, attending to a dying patient with a touch light? 👀 Have you seen the reason we have high mortality rate in this Nigeria: people dying unexpectedly because of lack of adequate medical care? God forbid our leaders 💔

@ejykmykel1 @trigottista This is the tactics, if a governor diverts state project fund into campaign fund, he can keep 40% for hos personal purse, 40% for the campaigns and 20% for settling agencies. As such, everything about the fund is forgotten. "Just be a rogue and be loyal"

N800 billion from government coffers was diverted into Tinubu's campaign under the watch of Gov. Hope Uzodinma. These APC people, why are they behaving like this? This N800,000,000,000 is money meant for the people, yet it is now being used for Tinubu's second-term campaign while Nigerians are suffering daily. Is this really democracy? People are hungry. Things are hard. Instead of using public funds to improve lives, the money is allegedly being pushed into politics and campaigns. This is not right at all. What kind of country is this?

@KelOnovo This is just the Jamb level of parenting. You will graduate your o'level, do Masters and PhD. God give you the grace.

Anything wey make me birth another child, make Una come collect my prick. If you stay with your kids at least for 1 day or two as a man, Maka Chukwu you won’t be giving birth anyhow. I didn’t go to the office today and I said let me spend time with my boy. Anything on the floor goes straight to his mouth. If I wasn’t there, he would have eaten like five coc*roach. Those people with 5 to 6 kids how do you do it. baby Boys were created differently mehn.

@Ian_San254 You mean in the delivery of judgement, the usage of HOWEVER by the presiding judge is a weapon against the case.

If a Court starts reading a ruling/and its findings are aligning with your arguments and submissions, be sure you have lost the case. Just wait for ‘However’ 😭

@TheDamiForeign Meaning X has used you.

Na me u dey call “X user”?

@NigeriaStories @ceonigeria_ Yahaya Bello is collecting nomination form.

BREAKING NEWS: EFCC operatives have arrested Mustapha Abdullahi, Director-General of the Energy Commission of Nigeria, over an alleged ₦500 billion fraud. He was taken into custody in Abuja today.

@TrendingEx @Segunr70 @CitizenMonitors The number dropped because of UK policies and not your government doing anything good.

“Our education system is better now, people no longer japa for schooling like before 2023. That number has dropped precipitously.” — Tunji of Alausa, Minister for Education.

@bigMaryam09 Two radios for you. Congratulations

Got inducted into the Radiography Profession with my sister 😍 My parent produced two Radiographers ☢️❤️

@DHKRULLAH Very serious something. The sun came out and suddenly ice starting falling. You never understand the UK weather.

We have witnessed rain, wind and sunshine today. Typical bipolar uk weather

@Jaiyejeje0m0 11

on a scale of 1-10, how much do you love Beans???

@saint_oreoluwa @S_43743 There's nothing former about feminists. Let her dey her dey

Get in jor💪💪💪💪🕺💃🕺

@Ayoelesho Guys buy water for themselves, ice cream for the ladies. Are you a lady?

Yesterday, I was craving Ice Cream and went to Cold Stone to get some. I didn't know which flavours to choose and asked the attendant to make recommendations for me. Then she asked, “What flavours does she like?” I was taken aback by her question because I never mentioned that I was buying it for a woman. I told her that the ice cream was for me. I was wondering why she thought I was buying it for a woman while she was fixing the ice cream. I looked around the restaurant and observed something that shocked me. Every guy in that restaurant came with a woman, and the only people who came alone were women. Then it hit me that most of us guys rarely go to a restaurant to get something nice for ourselves except we’re taking a woman out or getting something for a woman. Before you argue with me, how many times have you, as a guy, gone to a restaurant or a nice location alone to enjoy yourself? Now compare that to the number of times you have taken a woman out to eat or have fun. After coming to this realisation, I understood the reason behind the lady’s question. She has seen so many guys come in to get ice cream for their women and not themselves that she assumed that I was also buying for a woman.

@freshonly_ What women do for love. Only feminists are angry at men

Guys, what would you do if she does this to your car?

@Morris_Monye If you are not connected to the people, it would be difficult to drive down the message. Just speak your truth and don't get tempted to share the money. Learn from your principal

How do you tell the locals that you are here to change their lives not share money. Like you’ve seen that things can be better. That’s this is not how life can be for them and you want to change it for the better How do you tell them?

@AnnUdoh5 @NicholasLogun Amalgamation was sign in 1914 by the British administration, Nigeria attended the ceremony but no paper was given to them. Country running on the whisper of the West.

Sometimes I wonder if Nigeria has the necessary documents to be a country😌

@masurge7 The dragging has got to Kumuyi's turn?

This is Pst W F Kumuyi The "CEO" of Deeper Life Church. An Elder statesman. In 2022/23 He supported Tinubu to win telling us to "forget about past sins" When Tinubu started destroying Nigeria Pastor left us to the UK, where he now enjoys good governance on a permanent basis.. Guess who is now buying fuel N1400, enduring abysmal power supply, scared of kidnappers and queuing up for rice etc? If you like let them whine again this election period. They have plan B, You don't. VOTE PETER OBI

@Shasheen_ @Yemi_Abdullah Print your wedding card first. Everyone who wants to move would wait for your date. Simple

Another friend is moving to Canada and I’m happy for her. But if care is not taken I’ll have to hire bridesmaids for my wedding 😭😭😭😭 Tinubu I won’t forgive you 😭.

@Oberryhovah @floochowsky Eucharia can do no wrong. She is the realest actress

As an ordained woman of garrd

@dammiedammie35 Derryl already calculated his future income without agreeing to do or not. Very funny guy

How long could you go without showering if you got a $100,000 each day you didn’t shower? 😂