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@LakeShowYo 37-7-11

Giving $77 to whoever predicts Luka’s statline tonight 👀🪄 (PTS-REB-AST)

@CurtisM1601 @OptaJoe And they still haven't changed it back again

@OptaJoe surely this is a shot on target from Van Den Berg

@OptaJoe @OptaJoe @Orbinho ????

How is this not a SOT on target from Sepp??? @OptaJoe

@OptaJoe @Orbinho

@CurtisM1601 @OptaJoe Fucking pathetic, that's clearly a shot on target

@PolymarketSport It's still Bayern, literally doesn't change anything. Atalanta will not score 6 goals lol.

🚨JUST IN: Bayern Munich have a 99.6% chance to advance past Atalanta in the Champions League. Bayern have 0 goalkeepers available for the second leg match... $100 on Atlanta pays out $10,740.76 on Polymarket

If you love your mom. Retweet this.

@AliceTalksFooty @BeaFirew Bruno was awful, please watch the games. He threw away the ball so many times, gave away a penalty and then complains about it, complains because he was sent to the shops by joelinton. Manchester United will never evolve with Bruno in the team. And Carrick won’t take us anywhere

Full time review: - Bruno let down by teammates. He was carrying us today. - Newcastle deserved it. - Hate going to St James Park. - Carrick got it wrong and was late with subs. - Midfield was asleep today. - Yoro did well, but we miss Licha's passing. - We did not show any energy or any real intensity. - Worrying how we drop off when we have two games a week. - Cunha/ Zirkzee did well. - Ref was awful. - Mentality was wrong from the start, we never looked up for it bar Bruno/ Cunha.

@Lea_EFC 15-20???

When Michael Keane leaves Everton in the summer, Everton should go all out to get Lisandro Martínez Martinez will only have one year left on his current Manchester United contract and be available for around £15-£20m Martinez will be excellent cover for Tarkowski & Branthwaite

Benjamin Sesko has 3 goals from 1.73(xG) in his last four matches. That’s in just 76 minutes 😅

@0panaa_1 @FabrizioRomano Brother look at the minutes sesko has played

@FabrizioRomano They are celebrating him for scoring 8 goals and we are here crucifying Ferran Torres with 12 goals 😂😂😂😂

🛑🇸🇮 Benjamin Šeško has now scored 6 goals in 2026, 8 goals this season so far — his first season at Man United.

@vstarbanks 4-2 united

$250 to one person who predicts score

Michael Carrick was unemployed and interviewing Thomas Frank for Amazon Prime at the beginning of the season. Fast forward 6 months and he’s beaten him 2-0 as Manchester United manager. Football is the craziest sport in the world.

@ilurkzHD @ManCity So sorry for your loss man, he's with god now🙏

City fans 💙 Please help me reach @ManCity. My friend Khaleed Oladipo, a lifelong City fan, lost his life on 3rd Feb in Leicester. He was 20 years old kind and dedicated to his studies. I’m hoping to organise an applause in the 20th minute at a match in his memory. R.I.P💔

@cagiago_ Get off his D lol😂

@gunnerzvideoz @Ellis_ You ugly bastard

@Ellis_ If he can’t take it, he shouldn’t give it. No one told him or forced him to tweet that. He can go fuck himself

When we eventually come for him…. I don’t wanna hear is mother passed away or stupid mental health…. Let’s just be fucking clear on that…. Cause when your turn comes…. ALL MORALS ARE OFF THE FUCKING TABLE. Stupid kid!

“Arsenal are unbeaten in 12 games” “Arsenal haven’t conceded more than 2 goals in a game this season” “Arsenal have won all 24 games in which they’ve scored first” “Arsenal are unbeaten at the Emirates this season” That’s where Michael Carrick comes in

@TouchlineX HE'S ON HIS WAY DOWN YOU TWAT

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