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This is the best “best man speech” ever 🤣

MIHARATI, Kipipiri A private grader came to refuel at a petrol station. Protestors told the driver to choose between having the grader lynched or grading a 1KM road section in the town.

@MasherJames @AngelofVerdant Waiting for his response on this with regards to clearly defined terms of engagement

@AngelofVerdant What why? Did you have a written agreement on what to be paid and when it should happen? Ama ilikua charity?

I spent half a day on call helping some Kenyan company set up and harden their AWS security posture & when it came time to pay, their HR came out and said we will not pay you because of some company protocol. I laughed , hung up and marked the cash as written off. Now we wait😂

@georgew_simiyu @wakariowa Same case with donholm where the stage is not condusive to work as a stage and something has to be done about it to accommodate the users

@georgew_simiyu @wakariowa Why? The roads and infrastructures should be designed to fitthe users! It is very clear that the project did not match the users needs

Hapa makosa kidogo unajipata Membley

@ML7077 @DavidLe76335983 Me 2. I don't even know the theme song or the general theme of this world cup!

@DavidLe76335983 Literally forgot WC2026 is next month. Football is dead to me

FIFA is panicking as the broadcast rights for China has not been agreed one month before the World Cup and is cutting the price significantly Originally demanding US$300 million, the drop to between US$120 million and US$150 million is still some way above the US$80 million CCTV had said it would pay. Though football has a huge fan base in China, this World Cup is not necessarily bringing in a lot of ad revenue for CCTV 1. Most of the matches will be in the middle of the nights 2. China is not qualified 3. TV commentators and journalists may not be able to report live on the ground because of US entry concerns FIFA officials are reportedly flying to China in a bid to get the country’s state broadcaster to buy the television rights to this year’s World Cup, and are offering to slash the asking price by more than 50 per cent. scmp.com/sport/china/ar…

I registered for one these cycling long-trips where there's a meeting point (obviously) before embarking on the journey. Sikujua kumbe majamaa wanakuja kama bike ziko kwa Gari. Mimi I rode from home, sweating like cold tusker. Point is, Gari pia ni muhimu 😭.

@GeirIvanTorvik Ohhh....now I have to totally guard my memory ..it may take time before we regsin our confidence thanks to slot

It took Jürgen Klopp 3 years to build a culture, mentality monsters, training like animals . It was so strong I often said we can feed off it for 10 years after him. Arne Slot, somehow managed to destroy it after 9 months.

@Abdulrah_maan @yabbanx You stick to what best serves you.

@UtopianCC @yabbanx As compared to riding camels and donkeys.

The Chinese are on a mission. Very soon, owning a car won't be difficult in Africa.

West Ham have passionate fans, a good stadium and with their fate in their control still can't do the basic!

@Abdulrah_maan @yabbanx As compared to?

@yabbanx What about the environmental effect such cars will have on Africa?

@Ozedikus Yes yes ...like castigating African countries which have coal deposits from using coal!!!! Doesn't make sense

When studying history, I noticed that many of the methods and reforms countries used to rebuild and prosper after World War II are mostly considered unacceptable or even illegal today. Developing countries aren’t allowed to replicate the same playbook. It feels like they changed the rules after reaching the finish line. They climbed up with one ladder and then pulled it up behind them

@Queenjazzheart2 @Peace_Makarr @Burkindi_ Unfortunately this is part of human nature...and this is what imperialist take advantage of globally! Divide and rule tactics

@Peace_Makarr @Burkindi_ Do you think saying this is not you being used against your kinsmen? Do you think this is neutral?

🚨 JUST IN: French Media admits France 🇫🇷 & Ukraine 🇺🇦 involvement in support of terrorist groups acting in the Sahel. What the Presidents of the AES Confederation and many have been saying for years, is no longer a secret.

@ntvkenya Stop this stupid posting!

Trump's 'no funding for condoms' decision leaves millions of Kenyans exposed zurl.co/Oo3hj

@kiarie_KNK 😆😆😆😆 Ati Oga😆😆😆

Makosa ilianza when ya'll started rating a nigga with a Nigerian name and he's from Kisumu , makosa kubwa sana

@BishopLGaiters @AJEnglish And yet you expect Iran not to have nuclear weapons

@AJEnglish THEN ALL OF IRAN WILL BE ABSOLUTELY “NUKED” THREE THOUSAND TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN HIROSHIMA AND NAGASAKI🔥🔥🔥

Donald Trump has set a Tuesday deadline for Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz or face 'hell', saying the US will strike power plants and bridges. Iran says it will respond 'in kind' to any attacks on its infrastructure. 🔴 Follow our LIVE coverage: aje.news/ukui10

@JoshuaDegree Truly great...but in this re awakening period ...what should that third photo of a lady with bananas symbolize?

🇨🇩👏🏽 A few days ago, when the Democratic Republic of the Congo qualified for the World Cup, their goalkeeping coach celebrated by jumping while sitting on the pitch. Yes, it was Robert Kidiaba, the goalkeeper who immortalized that celebration back in 2010, when TP Mazembe became the first African club to reach the FIFA Club World Cup final, where they lost to Inter. With his dances and his saves, he became a legend of the Congolese club, winning 15 trophies, including 3 CAF Champions League titles. He is also a very beloved figure in his country for his community projects supporting vulnerable communities, to the point that he even became a member of parliament in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. At 50 years old, he will be at the 2026 World Cup as part of his national team’s coaching staff. 🧤

@justinewanda So true ...saw someone post here and say, We need Maraga more than he needs us!

Kenyans will have to rebuild integrity brick by boring brick because this whole thing is coming down on all of us

@albertgore11 @ngughii U said it so well...😆😆

@ngughii They have no leverage on him: Not Physically, Financially or Socially. You can't even shame him coz he's not trying to impress anyone 😂 just unapologetically himself and says what he believes

On the Mic Cheque Podcast, Mbavu Destroyer said a few things I thought the woke crowd wouldn’t be comfortable with… but it seems like they just let it slide 😂

@ilariallegro @hrw So that photo is for psyops

Today @hrw released a major report on #BurkinaFaso, “None Can Run Away,” about serious human rights abuses against civilians by military, allied militias, and the Islamist armed group JNIM. This Q&A document addresses key issues explored in the report.👇 hrw.org/news/2026/04/0…