Simiyu

Men are so cool and I admire them. My boyfriend just visited and I'm already hearing him talking with my neighbor on how Arsenal won't win the league calling each other bro

@ClowersShemaiah @quincygitahi @abdulnassir21 @obrancelaw @boru_guyyo

@quincygitahi @abdulnassir21 @obrancelaw @boru_guyyo @georgew_simiyu will be the seconder in any motion😂😂😂😂

@abdulnassir21 @obrancelaw and @boru_guyyo will issue a joint statement shortly 🤣🤣

@6footBarefoot @MishBosslady__ It's called Judicial Review.

@MishBosslady__ He can appeal.

Really thinking about that young man who was expelled and permanently banned from Nairobi Uni. He literally FAFO.

I was watching Man Utd's game at a certain joint. There was a resounding round of applause once people learnt that Mbeumo's goal had been assisted by Bruno. That was a wholesome moment. GGMU😎❤️

Gr𝟴teful, Hon𝟮𝟬red, Proud. 𝗪𝗘 did it! ❤️

Men, When your family's lastborn is arrested for theft, violence or in a dingy drinking den, Then you rush to bail him out, Or, He impregnates every girl in the village, Then you send your mother money to bail him out, You are teaching him that irresponsibility is rewarding. When will you stop pampering a fool? You also have a wife and children looking up to you for attention. Let your chaotic lastborn suffer the consequences of being a mama's boy. Step back and let the world teach him a lesson. #MasculinitySaturday

Men, If you are a Kenyan, or even a Nigerian or an Afrikan, Avoid Maragoli women. ESPECIALLY if she was raised by a chaotic single mother in the city. In the Luhya community, we consider them as troublesome, chaotic, noisy, foodious and ungrateful. #MasculinitySaturday

🚨 Michael Carrick will stay at Manchester United as permanent manager, confirmed. Direction clear for weeks, plan also approved by Sir Jim Ratfliffe and new deal set to be signed soon. New deal for 2 years plus option to extend or directly 3 years, but no doubts: Carrick says yes and will sign the contract.

Just added another stream of passive income (My wife got a 3rd job)

I operate under the assumption that every woman wants to be left alone.

After 3 good years of receiving beatings from my wife I'm finally divorced

@alvinotanga @Esq_Dalmas_J @juribase_ai You cooked with this AI. 😎

@Esq_Dalmas_J @juribase_ai What is the correct prescribed fee for drafting a sale agreement for a property valued at Kshs. 2,850,000?

I'm in Awendo town Migori County where I took my brother to witness sale agreement where he's disposing one of his property. The buyer retained an Advocate who drafted the sale agreement. Do you know what the Advocate charged the buyer for drafting the agreement? Kshs. 8000. Yes you read that right. And do you know the value of land? Kshs. 2, 850, 000. Yes you got that right. I'm so embarrassed I don't even want to disclose to the other other party and the drawer Advocate that I'm an Advocate. Oya Advocates Disciplinary Tribunal, you've one client here who's bringing shame, ridicule to the Honorable Profession. What nonsense is this?

@juribase_ai What are the grounds for setting aside a default judgment under Order 10 of the Civil Procedure Rules?

Me watching people my age enjoying life while I'm trying to fix my money and future.

said 67 to my 9yo niece and she told me to grow up

@UtopianCC @wakariowa The issue is that there's a stage along the service lane near the underpass. The stage is just approx. 70 metres below that point. Drivers opt to avoid using the service lane because of traffic. It's therefore not about people's needs but the needs of matatu crew.

@georgew_simiyu @wakariowa Same case with donholm where the stage is not condusive to work as a stage and something has to be done about it to accommodate the users

Hapa makosa kidogo unajipata Membley

Hii ni phase gani mtu anaskia kunyoa tu nywele yote kama high schooler

I think it started in Law school.I woke up tired 😴 one day and haven’t recovered since.