do not refer to me

If you're saying "omg this is so meee, but also with getting into and out of bed, going out of the house, getting started with a hobby etc. etc." then the relatable thing isn't "showers are cozy :3" it's that you have executive dysfunction!

@MeruNeterFrudre @batgirl2833 @Spades079 @Lith_Chlor @hyperkat_ @pawelfxkulkid Unironically it probably does. It literally ONEHITS Flowery with one swing in their battle. It legit would probably just onehit most everything that comes at it until it’s just the fungang left. Which we ALREADY know how that goes. We can’t beat the Knight in the dark world yet.

@batgirl2833 @Spades079 @Lith_Chlor @hyperkat_ @pawelfxkulkid Flowery was there believing in the full power of jumping the Knight, if the Fun Gang just held off on sealing the Dark Fountain and grouped up to beat the Knight it would've lost. There's no way it would win against Asgore, the Fun Gang and EVERYONE IN THE DARK WORLD.

This was actually the most insane shit ever and nobody(in-game) didint even gaf 🥹🥹

@yjvklq @T4LKINGTOMY23LF Also the midlands for this part but thats like a minor in the list of shit we say abt ppl from the midlands tbh

@yjvklq @T4LKINGTOMY23LF I guess theres also the stuff like them talking poorly too? Especially if they don’t have a neutral middle class southern accent? This one is mostly applied to anyone who has a slightly thick accent so its primarily applied to northerners and people from certain parts of London

a lot of the stereotypical hate to things in british culture boils down to classism

@Steinussy @skittybitty_yt insane response to finding out someone is jewish shit likw this is why zionists keep being able to push the “pro palestine groups are antisemitic” gimmick

@skittybitty_yt Okay but Like... Free palestine. Right skitty? RIGHT?

@kez0rama @dovewing12 @D0ru__ @iggie404 Then no offence they’re either eating in pubs whi exclusively make food for people pissed to the point of blacking out, or they have shit taste and go to shit restaurants

@dovewing12 @D0ru__ @iggie404 Not really, when tourists go out to eat they always talk about being miserable too

a lot of "British food bad" boils down to classism

@notondrvgss @dovewing12 @D0ru__ @iggie404 Those aren’t struggle meals though are they? Street food isn’t shit tier food idk where you’ve got that from.

@dovewing12 @D0ru__ @iggie404 Poor Brazilian, African, Asian etc people's street food doesnt taste like shit tho English people will do anything but acknowledge they can't cook for shit omg

@AlmsiviSimp the brimhats also have literally zero interest in spreading healing magic or magic that does good things lol they have exclusively been depicted as total fucking psychos

Now after watching wha I need to say smth the fans all say this but I have YET to see a brimmed cap make a spell that geniunely just heals someone there's always always a catch magic uses resources so I imagine even the geniune healers of old had to balance that risk & resources

@puddingcub33 @MelonTeee the brimhats are literally evil witchdoctor psychopaths i don’t think joining them because you don’t like the state of society is the way to go im ngl

@MelonTeee it really make me stressed knowing that they have the power to do pretty much all sort of medication YET witches can't study medicine. i would join the brimhats for that purpose alone

Witch Hat Atelier's society is so funny cause you can literally be like "I've created the cure cancer spell that cures cancer" and you'll get jumped and beaten up and spat on and your memory will be erased and you'll be thrown out for being a wretched evil cursed magic user

@Uncon_Arts @Kirwithdot theres also a fucking horse race tests reference next to the uma joke which nobody is going to get in like 3 years lmao

@Kirwithdot The out of nowhere Roblox and Umamusume jokes in Chapter 5 already feel dated, though they’re very minor blemishes in an otherwise amazing game

"Deltarune humour ages badly" Deltarune is kinda like homestuck, ina sense that it is a very time specific piece that's influenced by the time period it was released in, yes some stuff ages badly, but it still will be really fascinating to to play through it fully in ten years

@francesco_mena @marshiemewo @MatologMeatball -“If only there were a word to describe such a kind of personality. A word you liked.” Indicates that Kris hates that word lol. Kris probably likes “cool” anime and dislikes the VN styled mega weeb stuff that we see Berdly enjoys. Theres more than one type of anime fan afterall

@marshiemewo @MatologMeatball "a word you liked" i think it's meant to be read as "if only i knew a world that doesn't make me physically cringe to describe this personality"

As if Kris isn't totally on board with the weeb stuff. (WoodBlade2 descriptions)

@Ael1th @elliedagoat74 haha yea i agree the person who got made fun of for their appearance is at fault not the people who shamed and bullied them for it

@elliedagoat74 maybe they called you ugly not for your looks but your heart look inwards

@FlameofAries9 @I_Has_Ankles @Ambellina2005 you mean the scene where she changes the colour of her clothes and accessories from Aqua to Red? yeah i have no clue why she would say her name would change thats insane dude what an awesome theory

@I_Has_Ankles @Ambellina2005 x.com/FlameofAries9/…

@AuthorZombie24 @numbertumberz @YourHostKaz The only thing we’ve ever had genuinely confirmed about friend is that they aren’t very smart and are multitudinous Whatever these things are, they aren’t a genius with a plan, they probably also aren’t the thing who spoke to us in the sword game

@numbertumberz @YourHostKaz Ok really fucking stupid theory but what if FRIEND disguised itself as one of Gaster’s files to avoid detection

FRIEND IS ESSENTIALLY A VIRUS THAT GOT INTO GASTER'S FILES NOELLE WHAT DID YOU ***DO.***

im actually crine

@GravesDeadlock Net buffs to spirit heavy graves overall with minor nerf to grasping hangs immobilise, should be easy to overcome if you run superior duration though. Minor gun buff too? Specficically seems to be designed for ricochet in teamfights? Still no reason to run gun over spirit tho lol

I can't even tell if this is a net positive or negative.

@_Owlbyte_ @raverraid @cactusover_lord @adusadunkadules @deadlock_8 if you’re dying to silver its because you took a 1v1 versus the “i win 1v1s with my ult” hero like a dumbass, or because you failed to focus her down before she ulted in a teamfight

@raverraid @cactusover_lord @adusadunkadules @deadlock_8 Silver players will tell you that because their character can be countered she should be allowed to instantly kill your entire team

Deadlock - Minor Update - 07-09-2026 - Urn Runner sprint bonus reduced from +2m to 0 (trailing bonus reduced from +7m to +5m) - Urn Runner move speed bonus reduced from +3.5m to +2m - Urn Runner Stamina Recovery increased from +15% to +25% - Urn talking frequency increased from every 8s to every 6s - Urn talking sound distance increased (easier to hear a nearby Urn Runner) - Unstable Rift warning time reduced from 25s to 20s - Rift Troopers now have Spirit Resist (30/35/40/45%) - Rift Troopers now have Melee Resistance (25%) - Rift Troopers spawn interval increased from every 0.3s to 0.5s (spawns slightly more staggered) - Unstable Rift comeback resist aura radius increased from 20m to 35m - Rift Troopers max comeback count increased from 12 to 14 - Objectives bounty split for nearby heroes reduced from 40% to 30% (this means slightly more portion of the bounty is split team wide rather than towards an individual player) - Scourge: Max Health Per Second reduced from 2.6% to 2.5% - Billy: Rising Ram T3 spirit scaling reduced from 0.035 to 0.03 - Doorman: Bullet damage rescaled from 29.26 + 1.1/boon to 26 + 1.19 - Doorman: Crit scaling reduced from -25% to -30% - Doorman: Hotel Guest T3 increased from 13s Cooldown on Failure to Check Out to 15s - Drifter: Bullet damage per boon reduced from +0.616 to +0.49 - Drifter: Bloodscent T3 reduced from +12% to +11% - Drifter: Stalker's Mark cooldown increased from 20s to 24s - Drifter: Stalker's Mark T2 increased from -8s Cooldown to -12s - Drifter: Stalker's Mark T3 reduced from +2% Bleed to +1.5% - Graves: Jar of Dead T1 heal spirit scaling increased from 0.1 to 0.16 - Graves: Jar of Dead now build up faster from neutral creeps - Graves: Grasping Hands immobilize duration reduced from 1.25s to 1s - Graves: Grasping Hands T3 cooldown increased from -10s to -14s - Graves: Essence Theft now procs from melee hits - Graves: Essence Theft T3 now also increases Max Steal Targets from 3 to 4 - Graves: Borrowed Decree T1 changed from "-15s Cooldown" to "-15s Cooldown and +25% Ghoul Speed" - Graves: Borrowed Decree T2 changed from "+25% Ghoul Speed and +10s Duration" to "-0.3s Time to Spawn and +10s Duration" - Haze: Sleep Dagger T2 now also applies 15 Fixation Stacks - Haze: Sleep Dagger T2 reduced from -18s Cooldown to -17s - Holliday: Powder Keg spirits caling reduced from 1.2 to 1.05 - Mirage: Fire Scarabs T3 spirit scaling reduced from +0.17 to +0.13 - Mirage: Dust Devil T3 spirit scaling reduced from +1 to +0.6 - Mirage: Djinn's Mark cooldown reduced from 3s to 2.75 - Mirage: Djinn's Mark T3 cooldown reduced from -1s Cooldown to -0.75s - Mirage: Traveler T3 increased from -70s Cooldown to -90s - Pocket: Affliction duration reduced from 11s to 10s - Shiv: Serrated Knives T3 spirit scaling reduced from +0.09 to +0.07 - Shiv: Slice and Dice spirit scaling reduced from 1.44 to 1.2 - Shiv: Slice and Dice T2 reduced from -6% Spirit Resist to -4% - Shiv: Bloodletting cooldown increased from 20s to 25s - Shiv: Bloodletting T1 increased from -10s Cooldown to -15s - Shiv: Bloodletting Damage Cleared reduced from 35% to 30% - Shiv: Bloodletting T2 Damage Cleared increased from 35% to 40% - Shiv: Killing Blow Health Threshold reduced from 20% to 18% - Shiv: Killing Blow T3 Health Threshold increased from +8% to +10% - Silver: Lycan Curse cooldown reduced from 80s to 60s - Victor: Shocking Reanimation cooldown reduced from 275s to 240s - Viscous: Splatter T3 spirit scaling reduced from +1.0 to +0.9 - Yamato: Flying Slash range reduced from 28m to 26m - Yamato: Flying Slash T3 Charge Delay increased from 3s to 4s - Yamato: Flying Slash T3 Ally Targeting now requires alt cast input

@RegggieCyde @bini_binnie @Georgiegeo51098 @mikecmorgan no it means people dump their shit more often to avoid stop and searches

@bini_binnie @Georgiegeo51098 @mikecmorgan Well it is because helps create a deterant and eliminate them from enquiries.

Nothing found, no arrests made…don’t forget that part.

@qualcomm9008 @noinconsistency funny innit

@noinconsistency why is there a political figure named binface in the uk though...........

why are they acting like knowing his name is a gotcha he literally advertises being binface on his website 😭😭