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@BestMovieMom Well. They’ve fucked that right up then.

🚨 BREAKING: Amazon has offered the role of James Bond to Jacob Elordi

@MartinSLewis Fuck off, you ain’t reading the packet when you’re buying a pack of wotsits 😅

Wots going on. This type of labelling seems designed to confuse. Apparently a serving size is 5/6th of a bag. Who eats 5/6ths. Just state the facts about the bag. Pointless, misleading, nonsense.

@BltzZ7 Retold. Keeps with meaning behind the other two but is conclusive and fits with the idea of it not really being an actual remake.

What do you all think the FF7 Part 3 RE- name will be? BIG FF7 Part 3 Updates are starting NOW check it out below

As if they pranged Stranger Things this hard at this point.

If the Stranger Things writers wrote Lord of the Rings: GANDALF: OK, so we've got to put the smackdown on this Ring thing. It can only be destroyed - GIMLI: Don't worry - I got this. *hits it with an axe and falls* Ow. GANDALF: - in the fires of Mount Doom. BOROMIR: I just don't get it. Why can't we just fire this bad boy up and use it against Sauron? Boom. Headshot. GANDALF: OK, so, think of Sauron like this Atari. *Clears off pedestal and slaps down an Atari and a copy of E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.* GANDALF: Now, if we destroy this copy of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, we might think it's gone forever. But - ELROND: - but Atari still has the source code. GANDALF: Right. *starts drawing on a transparent whiteboard* - But, if we destroy the source code - LEGOLAS: ... the existing copies could be buried in a landfill, and they'd eventually go bad from corrosion. GANDALF: Exactly. Destroy the source code - ELROND: - destroy Sauron. BOROMIR: Great. So how do we destroy this Source Code Ring? It's not like we can just hop on our skateboards and shred into Mordor. LEGOLAS: Hang on though. If we gave the Ring to someone small enough - GIMLI: - Sauron wouldn't be expecting it - ELROND: - and we could chuck it right into the fire while he's busy trippin' over Minas Tirith. GANDALF: - and then - LEGOLAS: - no more E.T. *finger guns* BOROMOR: It sounds crazy, but it just might work. FRODO: Guys, I'm gay.

@NoContextBrits That’s pretty subjective tbh.

Christmas ruined.

Unai Emery reacting to that Morgan Rogers goal! 😅🔥

@MoSalah Come Villa in Jan mate, slight pay cut obviously but you’ll enjoy it 🤣

Mikel Arteta's 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘂𝗻𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗿𝘂𝗻 at Arsenal ENDED at the hands of Unai Emery 😭 The ex-Arsenal manager ensured his 2018 record wasn't beaten by his successor 😏 A good e̶v̶e̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ afternoon for the Villa boss 🫡

We finally scored a Pen 🫡 #UTV

Haven’t aged a day, it’s insane.

As if Gardeners World has been binned off for international football, the worst kind.😩

@AVFCOfficial Marco. Bizot.

Happy birthday, Emi 🇦🇷

@joltik_3 @CentroLeaks Can confirm. If anything, Ninty did us a favour.

@CentroLeaks this isn’t nintendo falling short on graphics btw this is just what the UK looks like

Decided to play Sword/Shield for a bit after playing Scarlet/Violet on Switch 2 and oh my god this game is uglier than I remembered This is not a low resolution image, this is how it looks on the Switch 2 screen

👍 Source: reddit.com/r/NintendoSwit…

@AVFCOfficial Rogers is actually invincible.

@avfcadam0 I’m not convinced in Onana, either he’s not playing or he’s hard to notice, often think we might have been done on that one.

add them two to the list 📝👀 #avfc

@FPL_Harry Greaves 🫠

If you have Gakpo in FPL… Who is your sub?

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