Blue Dreams

@icelandcricket No Alan Border is a crime

Here's our all-time short cricketers team: S Gavaskar D Warner D Bradman (c) S Tendulkar B Lara A de Silva T Taibu (wk) M Marshall R Herath S Ajmal L Malinga 12th man: F Edwards Water boy: T Bavuma Assistant alcoholic drinks waiter: D Boon

@DanJarvis1980 @tommorris32 Agree

@tommorris32 The stand rule can remain, just call play on as soon as the player steps off the mark. More pressing matters to fix up

This afternoon's zoom meeting with club footy bosses was chaired by Nick Carah & included Laura Kane & Greg Swann. It mostly revolved around the laws of the game & how to reduce match length... On the agenda: - 6-6-6 warnings, - 'Stand' rule - The future of the sub - Ruck contests (Greg Swann would like both rucks to run & jump at centre bounces) & nominations - Last disposal rule - Reducing the time allowed for kick ins @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb

@gavin61528418 @KayliahDeaconXO Because it was homophobic rather than his preferred racism?

@KayliahDeaconXO Apparently Tex had a go at him afterwards for his comment .

a crows player being investigated for a slur?? wow imagine my shock!!! 🤯🙄 enjoy your holiday rankine 👋

@deccaspurs @PrimeWalsh Having 700 male player in a league, none of whom feel safe to be openly gay... now that's insane. The culture has to change... and this is a necessary step

@PrimeWalsh 6 weeks for calling someone a poof is insane, no wonder people laugh at the sport

@ahacouldwe @nathan79299038 @Draft_Dentist @BradKlibansky Given that the AFL is still 20 years behind in dealing with homophobia in its culture... still having no openly gay players... they need to be very very firm in this area.

@nathan79299038 @Draft_Dentist @BradKlibansky If rankine had said to someone “ya big girls blouse” or “pull your head in”, he wouldn’t be suspended. He would probably be getting the piss taken out of him for such inoffensive taunts. Instead, he called someone a f****t, which is not tolerable and deserves suspension

If Izak Rankine is found guilty of using a homophobic slur, his season will likely be over. Previous player sanctions ⬇️ AFL: Jeremy Finlayson - 3 weeks - 2024 Will Powell - 5 weeks - 2024 Jack Graham - 4 weeks - 2025 VFL: Lance Collard - 6 weeks - 2024 Riak Andrew - 5 weeks -2025

@dkn33c This is tough. I can't think of anyone who could say to Goose 'Take me to bed, or lose me for every" Anna Kendrick might be ball park

this is really important. i need as many eyes on this as possible. i need answers. who is the Meg Ryan of the millennial or gen-z generation???

@diceknobs @RetroMoviesDB

Hottest person in a Sci-fi... I'll Start: Alice Eve

@FistPunchSkull @EdKrassen Ah Christian kindness. Such a beautiful thing

@EdKrassen You're a Jew, you're probably going to hell, just sayin.

List of things that the Bible says you shouldn’t do but you do them anyway. (For those who constantly use the Bible to push certain “morals” and those who claim other religions are “ridiculous.”) ❌ No clothes made of mixed fabrics (Leviticus 19:19) — goodbye, polyester blends. ❌ Stone disrespectful children to death (Deuteronomy 21:18–21) — yikes. ❌ No eating shrimp, lobster, or crab (Leviticus 11:10) — there goes the seafood boil. ❌ No pork (Leviticus 11:7) — bye-bye bacon. ❌ Don’t trim the sides of your beard (Leviticus 19:27) — Gillette weeps. ❌ Don’t plant different crops side-by-side (Leviticus 19:19) — sorry, backyard gardeners. ❌ Women must be silent in church (1 Corinthians 14:34–35) — most congregations skip this one. ❌ Women must cover their heads when praying (1 Corinthians 11:5–6) — where are all the hats? ❌ Don’t eat meat with blood in it (Leviticus 17:10) — so long, medium-rare steak. ❌ Break the Sabbath? Punishable by death (Exodus 35:2) — yet Chick-fil-A is the only one taking it seriously.

@Ammazone207 @EdKrassen @CarmineSabia Scrolling through these comments, there's a distinct lack of loving grace and humanity

@EdKrassen @CarmineSabia 3. As others have said, Jesus Christ is the fulfilment of those laws, but even He did not do away with all of them completely. Indeed, he would sometimes adhere to, and quote them. However, He ameliorated them by bringing 'loving grace & humanity' to every single Rule/Law. 🙏

@emforektm @paoloseb05 Might be motivation to throw extra $$ at Jack? The fact he's still meeting with clubs means he genuinely hasn't decided yet

@paoloseb05 If Jack was staying and HOF didn’t do the knee ( 😭 ) we wouldn’t really…be worried…yeah?

Mitch McGovern may very well have played his last game for Carlton. Out of contract this season. Yet to hit a game clause and attracting some interest from Brisbane.

@PrincessPark7 Really enjoyed the game.

@AWB5521 @traderjoeslut It's a monotreme... the only other species to do this are Echidna.

@traderjoeslut The platypus is a mammal but lays eggs

tell me a random fact right now

@traderjoeslut Well... they were white.

men, why are your bedsheets gray

@tommorris32 @chris_laffan @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb I see it a good news. Means he hasn't made a decision yet. Could very well stay

@chris_laffan @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb Zach Merrett met with 9 before re-signing in 2021. Very normal for out of contract players genuinely weighing up what's next to explore the market.

In addition to meeting with Essendon and Collingwood, Jack Silvagni has also met with the Western Bulldogs. He met with senior Dogs officials last week as he weighs up his free agency options. @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb

@traderjoeslut I like you because you're a little crazy

will you still like me if i’m crazy

@traderjoeslut With what? Details...

i have killed the spider.

@PollyPorridge My favourite non Carlton player in the past 15 years i reckon. Love him

Me trying to continue working after finding out about Fyfe

@traderjoeslut @WilGee7 Windex is entirely how i would handle this situation. Then call the poison hotline to make sure I've given it enough

@WilGee7 this would be so smart except i own a roomba 😭😭😭 it’s currently hiding under my bathroom cabinet after i sprayed it with windex

there has been a wolf spider trapped in my bathroom for 3 hours. i have been crying + screaming. no one is in town to help me. my neighbors are not home. i am on the verge of calling the police i wish i was joking

@nicolelynnotaa Alice in Chains unplugged is top tier

ALICE IN CHAINS!!!!!!!!!

@cjb5159 @andyritchie3 If they're into Wanganeen Millera and TDK for a combined 3.1mi+ a year.... its absolute insanity

@andyritchie3 Anything over a million is too much for him. Saints doing the dumbest thing ive ever seen from a footy club.

Interesting story I heard over the weekend. TDK on the beers a few weeks ago on the GC telling ppl his offer from the Saints is a lot more than what’s being reported. No wonder St Kilda players are feeling somewhat disillusioned Gonna be a wild trade period