Shabbas Kestenbaum
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@NestorLRamos @Tesla Congrats on learning how to use a screwdriver
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My kids broke the charge port on the Model-Y while playing 🏈 last week and followed up with @Tesla to get quote to replace the charge port door.
Unfortunately, @Tesla could not replace the access door by itself and quoted me $275 to replace the entire assembly. I looked online and saw that I could replace the door for less than $10… so I did it in 20 seconds…
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World Cup travelers after one day in NJ:
Katerina Dimitratos@KDimitratos
World Cup tourists have discovered New Jersey deli:
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I liquidated my entire 401K yesterday morning.
The financial advisor on the phone begged me to reconsider.
He used words like tax penalty and catastrophic compound interest loss.
I told him fiat currency is a collective hallucination.
I took the $85K and drove straight to a commercial restaurant supply warehouse.
I bought exactly 12,000 pounds of iodized table salt.
It took 4 trips in a rented moving truck to transport it to my basement.
Historically, salt was used to pay Roman soldiers.
When the central banking system collapses next Tuesday, I'll be the wealthiest warlord in the tri-state area.
My basement is currently a massive, white, moisture-absorbing desert.
I have to wear protective eyewear just to do laundry.
My neighbor asked why I was carrying 50-pound bags of sodium into my house for 9 straight hours.
I told him I'm curing meats.
I'm not curing meats.
I'm hoarding the currency of the apocalypse.
He'll be begging me for seasoning by November.
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כל עוד אני ראש ממשלת ישראל - לאיראן לא יהיה נשק גרעיני.
יש ביני לבין הנשיא טראמפ הסכמה מלאה בנושא.
כבר למעלה מ-30 שנה אני בחזית המאבק הבינלאומי נגד תכנית הגרעין של איראן.
אלמלא המאבק הזה לאיראן היו מזמן פצצות אטום להשמדת ישראל.
איראן פועלת להשמיד את מדינת היהודים, ואני מקדיש את חיי כדי למנוע מהם מלעשות זאת.
כל עוד אני ראש ממשלת ישראל, זה לא יקרה.
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@RevRayCistman Hey dumb fuck. He killed someone. Skin color don’t matter. His cheeks about get cla cla cla clapped
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The antisemitic dictator Erdoğan – who is committing genocide against the Kurds, supports the Hamas terrorist organization, oppresses his own people and imprisons political rivals – is the last person who can lecture the State of Israel on morality.
The State of Israel and the IDF, the most moral army in the world, will continue to take forceful action against Iran and its proxies, which threaten the Middle East and the entire world.
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